...my 15 minutes of fame...
...as an INTERNATIONALLY BELOVED POP CULTURE PHENOMENON AND TELEVISION SENSATION!!!
2000 SOURCE AWARDS spoof commercial
WHASSUP! SPOOFS AND VIDEOS
WHASSUP! SPOOFS AND VIDEOS 2
...check out these other links to see all the old commercials, and all the hilarious internet spoofs...
...watch a clip from "Mr.3000" - starring ME!!!
Mr. 3000
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I'd like to meet:
MY EVIL MINIONS
debbey
Jen-Bunny
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HMFP, bitches!!!
Lisa @ North bar/lounge
mega-meg
baby girl blair
patty
nurse booty
heather
Q-licious
kristi the super MILF
little lisa
cindy
Dancing Mami
Dr. JaimeLynn RDH
arianna
D-stank
Real Estate Goddess
B
the lady Di
wild child
psycho betty
the hairy whassup guy
the bald whassup guy
sir chaddington fatly esq.
my nigga keith, the black deniro
big head rick
prof. zen 1
stock boy
chris mann, master thespian
rennie harris
bryon the wannabe DJ kid
SCOTT!!!
lil bro. paulie AND vicktor
hank aka; JT
tiggity ty
THE tony luke
brain aka: fallen angel aka: midnight aka: dork
gary "pitbull" wolf
hurri-shane
Shout Out to My DJ's & Comedians
brendan bring'em
king britt
big rich medina
skribble
joshua winkleman
cosmo
jazzy
dozia
mike nyce
lee jones
big mitch
alexander aka AdRock aka fucking psycho
pete rock
Sat-One
aiden scott
the infamous robbie tronco
patton oswalt
brian posehn
dave attell
patrice o'neal
nick dipaolo
lewis black
robert schimmel
chelsea handler
CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL MY MINIONS
Music:
well-rounded, eclectic...that's how i'd described my taste...
hip-hop (read my blog, if you're interested)
old school soul/R&B
new school soul/R&B
funk
disco
"alternative"/underground
80's new wave/synth-pop/electro-pop
electronica/acid jazz/trip hop
jungle/breakbeat/jump up
house/hard house/deep house
rock...modern/classic
classical (traditional/modern)
big band/swing
...even some "adult contemporary" and "pop"
Movies:
...i am a movie junkie...if you ever want to get into an hours-long discussion about movies, call me...
transformers... superbad... shoot 'em up... grindhouse... all the michael moore documentaries... gelnn gary glenn ross... saved... best in show... drop dead gorgeous... rushmore... royal tennebaums... life aquatic w/ steve zissou... LOTR triolgy... the harry potter series... the incredibles... monsters inc... chicken little... princess bride... the aristocrats... la femme nikita... godfather(I, II, III)... 40yr old virgin... election... anchorman... kingpin... south park the movie... team america: world police... all of the austin powers flicks... happy gilmore... stripes... raising arizona... blues brothers... animal house... highlander... evil dead 2... the matrix (first one only)... men in black (first one only)... blade (first one only)... underworld (I + II)... van helsing... the mummy... *(Stephen Sommers just might be my favorite director)* dracula (copolla)... akira... true lies... die hard... bourne identity... casino royale... MI3... pirates of the carribean... all of the indiana jones flicks... jurassic park (the first one)... close encounters... the excorcist... jaws... american werewolf in london... pulp fiction... bronx tale... the name of the rose... godfather(I, II, III)... la femme nikita... most of the elmore leonard, david mamet stuff (out of sight, get shorty, the verdict, heist, etc)... anything by michael mann (collateral, heat, the insider, etc)... all of the john hughes 80's classics (16 candles, ferris beuller, breakfast club, etc)... lost in translation... the natural... the sting... paper moon... bound... payback... sneakers... gelnn gary glenn ross... dogma... fight club... the last emporer... malcom x... chaplin... and, in my opinion, the 4 most underrated, underappreciated films of all time (next to grandma's boy): grosse point blank... ronin... spartan... zero effect...
Television:
PEOPLE OF EARTH…TV IS NOT YOUR ENEMY!!!
...you just have to seperate
the wheat from the chaffe...
(RIP "Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip", the greatest tv show no one saw)
30 ROCK... house... heroes... the daily show... colbert report... CSI (vegas)... i am a total and complete law+order/law+order SVU junkie... documentaries (A+E, discovery, PBS, etc)... penn and teller's bullshit... real time with bill maher... entourage... extras... HBO's real sports... rescue me... always sunny in philadelphia... pros vs. joes... wonder showzen... SIFL & OLLY... i am praying vh1 does another season of "the white rapper show"... the cartoon network/adult swim line-up (robot chicken, boondocks, JLU, samurai champloo, venture brothers, samurai jack, space ghost coast to coast, home movies)... all-time TV classics: seinfeld... simpsons... spongebob squarepants... family guy... south park... ren & stimpy... monty python's flying circus... kids in the hall... mr. show... larry sanders show... star trek TNG
Books:
a people's history of the united states
by howard zinn
guns, germs, and steel
by jared diamond
dispatches from the 10th circle
the onion
alphabet of manliness
by maddox
Heroes:
...jon stewart
...stephen colbert
