The Five Stages of Drinking |
The 5 Stages Of DrinkingLevel 1:It's 11pm on a weeknight and you've had a few beers. You get up to leave because you have to work the next day, but one of your friends buys you another round. One of y...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 10:37:00 GMT |
Ponderisms |
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Never take ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 20:31:00 GMT |
Dim bulbs |
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 14:59:00 GMT |
Being Drunk |
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 21:55:00 GMT |
