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hollis p monroe, personally...

i reside on the edge of your comfort zone...

About Me

the old-school raver, the thong and panty saver, the kid that's best on bad behavior -the best friender, the leg bender, running up in spots that say "do not enter" -the unwilling procrastinator, the apparent quebecois fascinator, reading futures: that belt will be unfastened later -the music maker, the ass shaker, orgasm faker as not to be a heart breaker -the deep house music lover, the wack circle dancer shover, staring deep into her eyes when i'm standing above her -the no class dismisser, the dumb young girl disser, the takin' care of business powersuit wearin' MILF kisser -the true love seeker, the tb-303 tweeker, over in the corner dancing by the speaker -the non-smoker non-drinker, the naughty thoughts thinker, whenever on the islands coconut bra clinker -the unpredictable, the pleasantly atypical, keeping my ambition linear and all my love cyclical-the anything once tryer, the shell toe adidas buyer, the peeps i don't know me trying add me deny-er

My Interests

listening to women with accents, people watching, eating, sleeping, looking for the perfect beat, being .. when i should be working on music.

I'd like to meet:

this is my PERSONAL myspace. meaning: i'll chat up anyone but i'll only add people i actually know in the real world. if you're down with my music you can reach out here: Hollis P Monroe, Musically... or DJ Decent or visit my crappy website that i designed . i thank you in advance for understanding! anyway, where were we? oh yeah....

i'd like to meet:

good conversationalists who can engage in real time (and real life) when possible.

someone to teach me french.

redheads and/or brunettes with long eyelashes and/or running mascara and/or glasses and/or dimples and big bouncing bodacious ta ta's and/or a SENSE OF HUMOR. if you fit this description (or are the complete opposite), give me a shout. you'd make the perfect mrs. hollis p monroe......

Music:

etta james, prince, terrence trent darby, earth wind and fire, radiohead, meat beat manifesto, donny hathaway, foo fighters, peven everett, cocteau twins, otis redding, daft punk, kool g rap, blaze, steely dan, mars volta, tigerhook, biggie, burning brides, quincy jones, big audio dynamite, wendy & lisa, wilco, the prodigy, hall & oates, the isley bros., jeff buckley, the rapture, pink floyd, teena marie, ellie perez, quincy jones, derrick l. carter, steve "silk" hurley, deep soulful house in general

Movies:

serenity, hustle & flow, the five heartbeats, weird science, the killer, breakin' 1 & 2, swingers, le femme nikita, gloria(the original and the remake), 20 dates, the devil in miss jones, the heroic trio, switchblade sisters, she's the one, antwone fisher, garden state, diehard with a vengance, monsoon wedding, the long kiss goodight, frankie and johnny, boomerang, school of rock

Television:

i don't have a t.v. anymore but historically....nypd blue, seinfeld, chappelle show, columbo, judges judy and mathis, third watch, curb your enthusiasm, reno911!, moonlighting, buffy the vampire slayer, angel, the wire, battlestar galactica, firefly, rollergirls, flip this house, sell this house!, veronica mars, deadwood, the unit, the closer

Books:

a light in the attic, where the sidewalk ends, sideway stories from wayside school, pimp, confessions of a record producer, the dark knight returns, lady cottington's pressed fairy journal, the celestine prophecy, the fountainhead, elfquest

Heroes:

my mother, p diddy, jay-z and anyone else who took nothing and made it into something. or better yet, everything. kanye west. michael 'boogaloo shrimp' chambers. judge judy. bruce lee. david e. kelly (for the talent and the wife). also, buffy summers and willow rosenberg, and howard roark.

My Blog

Al Sharpton effortlessly schools Greta Van Susteren.

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Posted by hollis p monroe, personally... on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:17:00 PST

Meet my new role model.

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Posted by hollis p monroe, personally... on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:36:00 PST

insight

here's the ever expanding list of all my favorite jams. i think this will give insight on what moves me and the kind of person i am. it will always be a work in progress but here's the meat of it:we ...
Posted by hollis p monroe, personally... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the downside of sXe.

ok, this is getting a little annoying.i really wish people would understand that my straight edge lifestyle is a personal choice and not a perceived license (for any of the parties involved) to judge ...
Posted by hollis p monroe, personally... on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 06:26:00 PST

WHERE YOU AT, G on YouTube.com...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTwrCaT1Y2U is the link if you can't see it here.It would seem that someone in Spain (i think) made a little video set to one of my old breakbeat jams called W...
Posted by hollis p monroe, personally... on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 04:27:00 PST

Josh Wink @ Piknic Electronik in Montreal.

i just want you all to know, Josh represented us to the fullest up here in montreal on sunday!no offense to anyone else that i've ever seen/heard there but JOSH STRAIGHT UP SCHOOLED THEM on all levels...
Posted by hollis p monroe, personally... on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 08:33:00 PST

I'M LONELY the video.

If you've never seen this before, it worth a gander...Hollis P Monroe - I'm Lonely Add to My Profile | More Videosafter searching and searching and searching, eventually tracking down th...
Posted by hollis p monroe, personally... on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 10:45:00 PST

an interesting conversation.

ME: so i ended up going to swanky last night!her: yeaher: how was itME: it was coolher: i just stayed in and watched moviesME: not as many people as last week but still a good tim...
Posted by hollis p monroe, personally... on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 12:18:00 PST

"you can't be pussy whipped. you gotta reverse it. whip that pussy..."

....so i love my new apt. except for one thing tiny thing. my roomie's out of control cat. basically, it's been terrorizing me for the two or so weeks time i've been living here. i don't know what t...
Posted by hollis p monroe, personally... on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 10:48:00 PST

a fetish realized

i just saw the season finale of VERONICA MARS and it indirectly got me questioning my perspective on women....why do i think VERONICA MARS is such a kick ass show? why do intend to make BUFFY THE VAM...
Posted by hollis p monroe, personally... on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 01:09:00 PST