Shows; Junk; Cute Boys; Playgrounds at Night; Enormous Belt Buckles; Paint and other art supplies; Rockabillies rocking killer mutton chops; Photographs; Traveling to distant lands; Dumpster Diving; Cemetaries; Treasure Hunting; Cosmetics; Cosmonauts; Biodiversity and Conservation; Baby animals with or without their mothers; Sustainable Development and other newfangled terminology; Political Science but more importantly Scientific Policy; James Watson; Francis Crick; the colours red, black and gold; Skulls n' Crossbones; Expatriated Canadian Comedians; Lame-Ass Late 80s and Early 90s Television Shows; Crafts; Collage; Juice; Wishing I Were Street; Gel Rollers; Swing Dancing Acros; Anything Sinister; Tool belts; Cartoons From Your Childhood; Napping; Mojitos and Other Rhummy Drinks.
A righteous dude who wails on the geetarrr. Someone with superior grip. Skidz, miscreants, part-time criminals, punk bastahs, boyz-boyz-all-kinds-of-boyz, sultry vixens, trouble makers, pixie fairies, other fairy tale creatures.
"It was nothing like that, penis breath!"
Futureheads, Devendra Banhart,Pulp, Supersystem, Sonic Youth, Heavenly, Stars, The Streets, M.I.A., Les Rita Mitsouko, The Cardigans, The Smiths, Les Georges Leningrad, Animal Collective, Of Montreal, Sleater-Kinney, Saint Etienne, REM. Kid Koala, Interpol, Serge Gainsbourg, Prince, Cibo Matto, Nina Simone, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Katerine, Echo Kitty, Eliott Brood, The Hot Springs, Bowie, Le Tigre, Super Furry Animals, Jacques Brel, Kings of Convenience, Siprit of the West, Snoop, The Shins, Basement Jaxx, Belle & Sebastian, France Gall, Pizzicato Five, Stompin' Tom, LCD Sound System, Beastie Boys, Johnny Cash, The Hidden Cameras, Janet Jackson, The Adam Brown, Rufus, Stereolab, The Winks, The Unicorns (Islands), Wolf Parade, Joy Division, Kings of Leon.
Garden State, Heathers, E.T., Edward Scissor Hands, Spirited Away, La Gloire de Mon Père, Back to the Future, Habla Con Ella, Babe, Manon des Sources, movies Tom Hanks made back when he was funny.
•Extras
•Freaks and Geeks
•Trailer Park Boys
•Any show starring Jono Torrens cast as a retard
•Shows Involving Homosexual Make-Over Superheroes
•WNTW (Can't help it!)
•The Cosby Show
•The Colbert Report
•Degrassi
•The Office
•Big Love
•Chilly Beach
•Knight Rider
•Bonanza
•Bewitched
•The Wonder Years
•Family Ties
•Saved by the Bell
The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, by C.S. Lewis; Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret by Judy Blume; The Missing Piece by Shel Silverstein; Matilda by Roald Dahl; La Gloire de Mon Pere de Marcel Pagnol; Lolita by Nabokov; Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger; Le Petit Prince de Antoine de Saint-Exupéry; Flowers in the Attic by V.C. Andrews; The Paper Bag Princess by Robert Munsch; Lucky Luke; Archie comics; SEED; Scientific American; Vice; Nylon; Strut; National Geographic; Details; Surface.
Jerks n' meanies.