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Main Squeeze

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About Me


However do you want me? However do you need me?

Are you going to Jell-O San Francisco?

My Interests

Shows; Junk; Cute Boys; Playgrounds at Night; Enormous Belt Buckles; Paint and other art supplies; Rockabillies rocking killer mutton chops; Photographs; Traveling to distant lands; Dumpster Diving; Cemetaries; Treasure Hunting; Cosmetics; Cosmonauts; Biodiversity and Conservation; Baby animals with or without their mothers; Sustainable Development and other newfangled terminology; Political Science but more importantly Scientific Policy; James Watson; Francis Crick; the colours red, black and gold; Skulls n' Crossbones; Expatriated Canadian Comedians; Lame-Ass Late 80s and Early 90s Television Shows; Crafts; Collage; Juice; Wishing I Were Street; Gel Rollers; Swing Dancing Acros; Anything Sinister; Tool belts; Cartoons From Your Childhood; Napping; Mojitos and Other Rhummy Drinks.

I'd like to meet:


A righteous dude who wails on the geetarrr. Someone with superior grip. Skidz, miscreants, part-time criminals, punk bastahs, boyz-boyz-all-kinds-of-boyz, sultry vixens, trouble makers, pixie fairies, other fairy tale creatures.

"It was nothing like that, penis breath!"


Music:

Futureheads, Devendra Banhart,Pulp, Supersystem, Sonic Youth, Heavenly, Stars, The Streets, M.I.A., Les Rita Mitsouko, The Cardigans, The Smiths, Les Georges Leningrad, Animal Collective, Of Montreal, Sleater-Kinney, Saint Etienne, REM. Kid Koala, Interpol, Serge Gainsbourg, Prince, Cibo Matto, Nina Simone, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Katerine, Echo Kitty, Eliott Brood, The Hot Springs, Bowie, Le Tigre, Super Furry Animals, Jacques Brel, Kings of Convenience, Siprit of the West, Snoop, The Shins, Basement Jaxx, Belle & Sebastian, France Gall, Pizzicato Five, Stompin' Tom, LCD Sound System, Beastie Boys, Johnny Cash, The Hidden Cameras, Janet Jackson, The Adam Brown, Rufus, Stereolab, The Winks, The Unicorns (Islands), Wolf Parade, Joy Division, Kings of Leon.

Movies:

Garden State, Heathers, E.T., Edward Scissor Hands, Spirited Away, La Gloire de Mon Père, Back to the Future, Habla Con Ella, Babe, Manon des Sources, movies Tom Hanks made back when he was funny.

Television:

•Extras
•Freaks and Geeks
•Trailer Park Boys
•Any show starring Jono Torrens cast as a retard
•Shows Involving Homosexual Make-Over Superheroes
•WNTW (Can't help it!)
•The Cosby Show
•The Colbert Report
•Degrassi
•The Office
•Big Love
•Chilly Beach
•Knight Rider
•Bonanza
•Bewitched
•The Wonder Years
•Family Ties
•Saved by the Bell

Books:

The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, by C.S. Lewis; Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret by Judy Blume; The Missing Piece by Shel Silverstein; Matilda by Roald Dahl; La Gloire de Mon Pere de Marcel Pagnol; Lolita by Nabokov; Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger; Le Petit Prince de Antoine de Saint-Exupéry; Flowers in the Attic by V.C. Andrews; The Paper Bag Princess by Robert Munsch; Lucky Luke; Archie comics; SEED; Scientific American; Vice; Nylon; Strut; National Geographic; Details; Surface.

Heroes:

Jerks n' meanies.

My Blog

Ways to Not Pick Up a Girl, Part II

I wonder if this EVER works, because it seems to be the preferred method for men trying to pick me up at coffee shops. Me: [Minding my biznass.] Chachy Douche: "Nice night." Me: "Huh? Uh... yeah, nice...
Posted by Main Squeeze on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 01:26:00 PST

Look Both Ways

Holy shit. We saw a boy get hit by a van yesterday! G and I are driving along rue Rachel. All of a sudden I look up and a van has swiped this kid and he's FLYING through the air, spinni...
Posted by Main Squeeze on Tue, 30 May 2006 10:45:00 PST

Epithermia, Philia, Eros, Agape

The ancient Greeks had words for love that transcend our usual notions, writes Lindsay Swope in her review of Richard Idemon's book Through the Looking Glass. Epithemia is the basic need to touch and ...
Posted by Main Squeeze on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 10:49:00 PST

Bye bye mon cowboy.

I saw Mitsou at Starbucks on Saturday! So pretty!
Posted by Main Squeeze on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 07:52:00 PST

Get me some hamburger, bébé.

Last Friday I got a call from a friend. He was in the emergency room at the hospital! (Nothing too serious, he just wasn't feeling well for a couple of days so they were running some tests.) He had a ...
Posted by Main Squeeze on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 12:00:00 PST

Free Will Valentine

Happy Valentine Daze, Virgo! To begin our meditation on romance, let's consider psychologist Carl Jung's words: "People will do anything, no matter how absurd, in order to avoid facing their own soul....
Posted by Main Squeeze on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 01:30:00 PST

Whee!

I got 100% on my first class assignment! So proud. Love me!
Posted by Main Squeeze on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 09:57:00 PST

Ways to Not Pick Up a Girl

Do not pull up to a girl who is waiting, teeth all a-chatter, at the bus stop. You may find this surprising, but typically, a normal girl who's just waiting for her bus doesn't especially enjoy b...
Posted by Main Squeeze on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 01:37:00 PST

Apparently we only take cash here, sir.

A bunch of years ago I had a one date with a guy I met through a coworker. We never went out again. Last night, my phone rang at 9:00 p.m. This is the conversation that ensued: Me: Hello? Him: Hi...
Posted by Main Squeeze on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 08:16:00 PST

Stuff That Happened Yesterday

Most notable events of yesterday: 1) Someone told me that my hair is long and shiny. I am currently filling out applications in hopes of being given a job as Pantene commercial girl. Must practice hai...
Posted by Main Squeeze on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 07:15:00 PST