Merenda

I am currently DJing New Jack Swing and various 80's and 90's tracks that I love, been playing records for almost a decade. I am in love with an awesome fella, 8,000, I like to fight guys when i drink booze, I am adaptable, I have been called Karen from Will & Grace one too many times, I like flirting with female homophobes, I hate when people say SUPPOSABLY, ICENING, & LIBARY, I have more pet peeves than you, Sit down eat your pizza and be quiet, I once took a helicopter ride under the Ben Franklin bridge, My uncle is/was a 4 star general, I miss Luigi Vincenzo Merenda-Massimini, I like to pretend I can tap dance in public places, My brother bruised my shoulder on July 22nd 2006, I sing really loud in my car, I have really long eyelashes, I am working on my irritation with curly back pockets/un-ironed, I hate when guys don't wear socks with dress shoes, I used to have a red dot on my nose, I shattered my pelvis, shoulder, and elbow when I was hit by a truck, I always wanted to be a dancer growing up, My grandfather was the godfather of soul in levittown, PA in the 70's and 80's and used to own a very popular nightspot that hosted many shows by the Hooters, I can't say the word "procurement',I like to gyrate, I can whistle in and out, I have a gut, I like ketchup on white rice occasionally, i like really dry red wine, My dad owns over 25 racehorses, I have family in Italy, I am calabrese and abruzzese, I lived in too many houses I can't even count, I always hang in a buffalo stance, I have 2 brothers and a cousin who is practically my brother, so I have THREE brothers, I don't know my mother's mother's maiden name, I am friends with music snobs, I can do the heel/toe, I had my appendix out when i was 8, I have a cat named Pasquale, I have been to Italy twice, I own turntables and production equipment again, elephantglue, I own a Father MC CD, I am a closet pop & locker,I have glass in my elbow, my family is the funniest and craziest family ever, and you woo woo woo, I used to know all the words to Terminator 2, I am dropping down and getting my eagle on as I type, my right boob is slightly bigger than my left, I dance alone at home in any mirror or reflection, I am pretty damn vulgar, my cat likes to play with pennies and stick them in my bed so I wake up with them stuck to my bum, my cousin wrote the Sarah Mclaughlin song "i will remember you" and won a Grammy for it, my last name means snack in Italian, I am the heiress to a produce business, I love jalepeno poppers, I used to have 3 different best friends and they've never been in the same room together or hung out with me all at the same time(but Shanna is no longer with us), I can't type without looking at the keys, I love lillies, I also love turntablists and turntablism, I used to get my nails and toes did every 2 weeks but i cut that out of my monthly budget, I can rock out doing the roger rabbit and you love it, I have nerve damage, I have a 2006 Honda Civic SI 6 Speed w/ Navigation and I fuckin love it, I love skateboarding, but once again, I suck at it, Rodney fuckin Mullen, I like soccer as of recently, FABIO MOTHERFUCKIN CANNAVARO, Me and my mom are exactly the same and it's a cool thing, my mom will also beat your mom's ass, keep pushin on, things are gonna get better, the music sounds better with you, I challenge you to a game of horse shoes... A GAME OF HORSE SHOESSSSS, I tried the Sonoma diet for a week, I am the worst messageboard poster evar, I always have about 2-3 loads of dirty laundry at all times, I love you guys.....