i've come to terms with the fact that i will never succeed at anything other than being able to pretend that i succeed at everything.....i'm a ninja, i USED TO BE very lazy, i'm very talented, totally underrated, i have very long thumbs, i'm tall (6'4"), i have tattoos, my dad has the same name as me, i play RECORDS, i have a cel phone, i DON'T have a house phone, i LOVE house music, i'm always hungry (even when i'm not), i'm an excellent cook, i'm half thai and half italian, i love philly, i drink diet coke, i have great friends, i have big feet, i sold 3 paintings today, my hair is PERFECT, i'm a plumber, i've been a dj since '92, i miss noel santana, i miss tino, i miss bobby rue, i miss my grandparents, i miss mike cerruti, i eat alot of rolaids, i like chocolate, i have no favorite food, i have two sisters, one brother, my dog of 15 years died last year, i miss my army buddies, i am my favorite dj, i'm better than your favorite dj, i HATE trance, i was in a psyops unit in the army, i was almost married once, i have no kids, i love newports (but just quit smoking), i lived in korea for a year, i'm in an imaginary rock band, i am a discobot, i am an artist- i paint, draw, sculpt, scribble, tag and write (see my work at http://davemass.deviantart.com ), i played on one of the 2 phazon soundsystems on the east coast, i love house music, i have chipped teeth from 2 separate girlfriends (both from remotes thrown at me, thanks, beth and cheryl), i have friends i've known for over 20 years, i've played over 2,000 dj gigs, i met jesse jackson, elephant glue, i was once on cnn on the back of a hummer in haiti holding a locked and loaded M-16, i know cpr, i love silk city, i love fluid nightclub, my friend john is tony danza's cousin, i fucking LOVE playing in the basement of transit, i once ran over a dog on my bike, i can't ride a wheelie further than 3 or 4 feet, i was a bike messenger, i once owned and managed a bike racing team, i was kidnapped once, i sat in a jail cell hours before i was supposed to go to basic training, my mom lives in japan and vacations in thailand, i haven't heard from my mom since before the tsunami, i never met my mom's mom, i'm stubborn, i'm way too nice, i don't bite my nails, i miss the fakehaus, i broke every skateboard i ever owned except the grosso deck that cheryl bought me, i saw star jones in miami, every bike i've owned was stolen, i've worked in three record stores, i buy more hip-hop than house, i love house music, i hate shaving, i miss billy's basement, i hate facial hair, house music?yup, i love it, i need a new watch, i probably know over 20 people named mike, i want to enter a triathalon, i peed in a yuengling bottle while playing a 12-hour set in the basement of transit while tiesto was upstairs playing shit-trance, i lied to get my 1st dj gig, i worked at chi-chi's for a week, i c a n ' t t y p e w i t h o u t l o o k i n g a t t h e k e y b o a r d , i miss the people i grew up with, i want a laptop, i'm wearing my first pair of black sneakers, i miss my connecticut family, i saw mc hammer in concert, i saved my best friend's life, i hate bench seats in cars, my best friend died, i like the smell of flowers, i like to write my name in cursive, i wanna rock with you, free bob, free saze, don't stop 'til you get enough, she's out of my life, i smoked my first cigarette with my baby-sitter, i forget her name, i almost drowned twice, i lived both times, i like to dress nicely, i have no nice clothes, i own way too many 611 records t-shirts, i'm a good driver, i've totalled a car and 2 trucks, i ran 5 miles today, my right foot is half a size bigger than my left, i shrunk my feet 2 sizes to fit into skate shoes, i still wear a size 13, i love that i suck at bowling, i miss smoking in the mall, i use way too much sugar in coffee, i drink my coffee waay too fast, i wake up too early, i go to bed way too late
