Mr. E.

I'd like to meet:

Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, Johnny Cash, June Carter, Lynda Carter, Jimmy Carter, John Carter of Mars, Bruce Lee, Stan Lee, Zorro, TinTin, Rin Tin Tin, Napoleon, Marie Antoinette, Beethoven, Iggy Pop, Robert Johnson, Dave Chapelle, Bukowski, Niccolo Machiavelli, Laurel and Hardy, The Unknown Comic, Che Guevara, Ric Flair, Miranda July, April March, Johnny Rotten, John Lennon, Mel Brooks and a bunch of other live, dead and fictional people.

Music:

Leonard Cohen, Louis Prima, Tony Bennett, Frank Sinatra, Elvis Presley, Hank Williams, Bill Monroe, Johnny Cash, Buddy Holly and the Crickets, Ritchie Valens, J.P. "Big Bopper" Richardson, Bo Diddley, Bunker Hill, Sam Cooke, Wilson Pickett, Carl Perkins, Del Shannon, Patsy Cline, Bob Dylan, James Brown, Joan Jett, The Runaways, Robert Johnson, Mississippi John Hurt, Fats Domino, Gene Vincent, Muddy Waters, Daniel Johnston, Tom Waits, Édith Piaf, Chet Baker, Robert Charlebois, Roy Orbison, Phil Spector, Darlene Love, the Crystals, the Ronettes, the Shangri-Las, the Rolling Stones, the Beatles, Beach Boys, Bowie, New York Dolls, Johnny Thunders, T-Rex, Mott the Hoople, Elvis Costello and the Attractions, the Hollies, Black Sabbath, Black Flag, Sonic Youth, the Sex Pistols, the Clash, the Ramones, Madness, Husker Du, Pixies, Dead Kennedys, the Fall, the Strokes, Kings of Leon, the White Stripes, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, les Prototypes, Feist, Rancid, L7, Pulp, Peaches, Aerosmith, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Public Enemy, AC/DC, Iggy Pop, the Stooges, Metallica, the Jesus and Mary Chain, the Jesus Lizard, the Flaming Lips, the Cramps, Misfits, Nirvana, Mission of Burma, Nick Cave, the Birthday Party, the Boredoms, Led Zep, Siouxie and the Banshees, Question Mark and the Mysterians, Motorhead, The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Boss Hog, Gore Gore Girls, Beastie Boys, Peter, Bjorn and John, Mazzy Star, Jane's Addiction, Rollins Band, Butthole Surfers, the Buzzcocks, the Modern Lovers, Guitar Wolf, Detroit Cobras, Velvet Underground, the Pogues, the Mahones, the Who, the Animals, the Rapture, Wolf Parade, Atomic Suplex, Da Bears, tap tap

Movies:

Rushmore, the Royal Tennenbaums, CaddyShack, the Godfather, Mean Streets, School of Rock, Rocky, Nacho Libre, Anchorman: the Legend of Ron Burgandy, La Haine, Anger Management, Eyes Wide Shut, Time Bandits, Lost in Translation, Marie Antoinette, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Annie Hall, Buffalo 66, La Cité de Dieu, Love Actually, Closer, C.R.A.Z.Y., The Devil and Daniel Johnston, Les 400 Coups, Resevoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Hero, An American Werewolf in London, Frankenstein, Young Frankenstein, Punch Drunk Love, Army of Darkness, Cinema Paradiso, Johnny Stecchino, Edward Scissorhands, Drugstore Cowboy, Heathers, Goodfellas, Napoleon Dynamite, The Devil's Rejects, Bad Santa, La Guerre des Tuques, Miller's Crossing, the Good the Bad and the Ugly, Le Samourai, Akira, True Romance, Night on Earth, Dogville, Rock n Roll High School

Television:

Books:

Heroes: