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Lee-Ann

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About Me


The details of my life are inconsequential.
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy... the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess in the insane lament. My childhood was typical... summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds... pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

My Interests

Comedy – I hope to one day make people laugh on a larger scale
Soccer – Coaching, playing and watching
Music – If playing in a marching band makes me cool, then just wait until I tell you my band camp stories
Movies – Everything about them from watching, making and most recently writing (hope to finish my first screenplay by Christmas)
TV infomercials – You can’t find that kind of honesty just anywhere

I'd like to meet:

Good, real people!
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Music:

Stripper's Union , The Hip, The Odds, Sloan, Weezer, Cake, Reel Big Fish, Constantines, Mariana's Trench, Young MC, Wham, Culture Club, Tears for Fears, Pat Benatar, DMB, Jack Johnson, Ben Harper, Johnny Cash.....otherwise, pretty much anything.

Movies:

Casino, Pulp Fiction, First Blood, American History X, Rounders, Death to Smootchie, The Royal Tenenbaums, Office Space (but...but...but), Tommy Boy (Oh, Richard), Goonies....ahh geez....it is just too hard to list them all.
A few of my recently enjoyed:
Half Nelson - A must see!!
Little Miss Sunshine - Check it out!!

Books:

He's Just Not That Into You, Power of One, Seinlanguage

Heroes:

You!

My Blog

Sanjaya IS the next Pussycat Doll

Canadians all agree that Sanjaya should be gone from American Idol. As this does not seem to be happening...why not simply move him over to the Search for the Next Pussycat Doll. He would fit right in...
Posted by Lee-Ann on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:20:00 PST

Men - Whhhaaaa???

Why are all the hot, great guys unavailable??  You get the introduction from a friend or maybe a chance conversation starts during the evening.  There is a certain chemistry that builds as y...
Posted by Lee-Ann on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 02:25:00 PST

Life Changing

Well I have done it!!  I have decided ONCE AGAIN to change my major.  After high school I went to college to play soccer and socialize.  Let's just say that this got me nowhere expect t...
Posted by Lee-Ann on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 07:32:00 PST

We are the Champions

As Support Services Unlimited (my office) plans so many events at the Sutton Place Hotel for our many clients, we were invited to participate in the 14th Annual Christmas Gingerbread Decorating Challe...
Posted by Lee-Ann on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 10:26:00 PST

How do people do it?

I have been out of the dating scene for awhile now.  I think I am finally ready to get back into it.  Things haven't changed much over the years but the one major difference now is my confid...
Posted by Lee-Ann on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 06:12:00 PST

Borat....it's nnniiiiccceee

Thanks to Buzz for the highlight of my morning. A day after YouTube pulls some 30 000 clips for copyright violation, the first 4 minutes of Borat - The Movie appear.  On purpose.  To pr...
Posted by Lee-Ann on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 12:56:00 PST

F'N 31!!!!

Today is my birthday and for the first time in my life......I hate it.  It seemed for a while there that things were actually headed in the right direction (they still are but today sucks ass so ...
Posted by Lee-Ann on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 02:08:00 PST

My first blog because of the bad week

How can a week suck as bad as this one has?  I have honestly lost my mind and have no idea how to get it back.  Do I go get pissed drunk?? Do I go home and have an extreme cry?? &n...
Posted by Lee-Ann on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 04:07:00 PST