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morons

Smack me up baby

About Me

I am awesome. I play guitar in a band [quarantine, don't look us up we're shit] and play very badly too but seem to get away with it because i'm awesome like i said. I think it's because of my amazing charisma and good looks. I don't work [another reason why i'm awesome]. I hit my head, which i see as a god sent, apart from the fact it got me addicted to opiates, and i am on benefits. Rock and roll a joint!

My Interests

Surfing, music, playing the guitar, masterbating, and well masterbating. Come on girls i don't bite, unless you want me to. Oh and i almost forgot, drugs and lots of them. God i'm cool.

I'd like to meet:

Not anyone really but it's like you can't really avoid it can you. Nevermind. Also what's the point in listing some dead heroes who i would have loved to have met, their now fucking dead. I don't mind meeting girls as long as they leave sharply in the morning.

Music:

The theme tunes to Deal or no deal, Eastenders and Countdown.

Movies:

Trainspotting, Scarface, Human trafic and Pulp fiction. Also old school classics like Ferris Bueller's day off, The Evil dead and Big trouble in little China. Fucking shit loads, i love 'erm. I want one of those jobs where you get payed to watch films, but then i might have to watch shit ones too though. Fuck having an argument with myself again.

Television:

Fucking hate tv. Not.

Books:

I enjoy reading books but tend to be to lazy to get past page 30 even if the book is great and i'm getting into it. Many non-fiction books too. I mean come on, Harry fucking Potter and Lord of the shitty rings. You people need to grow up. Losers!

Heroes:

Jesus. What a nice bloke he was, just a pity with the cunts who follow him. I think they've missed the point. They don't believe in heaven they believe in hell. Peace.