Music:
The drugs, they say, make us feel so hollow, We love in vain, narcissistic and so shallow...
"Light a candle for the sinners... set the world on fire..."
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I am an artist, a lousy musician, fiction writer and film maker, i do
lots of stuff really. when i can be bothered or if i am pumped.
I am a borderline genius, and the only reason i am borderline is
because i am on the cusp of being so awesome that i circumvent the word
genius and go onto the border of a word that is more awesome than anything
modern language as yet created.
I'd like a huge open pussy to fly above my head screaming at people.
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mike you’ve got balls of steel, these are the reasons you rule...
i am like a penis: rub me up and i'll spit on you
I like valium, red wine and white russians. and beer is good too. any good cocktails etc. drugs. prescription drugs. illegal drugs are ok when you're a teenager but after that they are for slack jawed fucking morons (who probably like dance music, you fucking dickheads).
And i think i am cool as fuck. which i am.
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who would i like to meet?
...chris muirhead, ben russell, basically anyone who's bald and anyone who hates muslims as much as i do, i mean fuck me, why be so angry about a made up god. losers.
i'd also like to meet
Bret Easton Elis.
Jay McInerney
Special Agent Dale Cooper.
I don't want to talk to any SHITTY FUCKING BANDS OR FUCKING QUEER DJs, who add me and then don't talk to me. I will only accept adds from people who message me and if you can't be bothered then that's fine, but don't expect me to accept you. i am not playing "collect the friends". if you are shocked to find that i've deleted then it's probably because you are a twat.
my mustachioed beauty
fecal belch. awesome band. mine obviously.
I like interests. they define me and make my balls shrivel up a bit with anticipation
cock fighting (penis, not chicken)
collecting nazi memorabilia
drugs
guns
piss
poking my haemoroids
sex (all aspects esp dildos)
painting
making animations that throw years of technique down the toilet
drugs and interracial gay sex (i.e smoking a joint with steph and james)
blar
my apple mac pro and my mac book
I like music. it makes my dick so happy i can use it to rescue drowning children at the local pool.
These are Some of the bands i like:Burzum
Marilyn Manson (old stuff)
quarantine
gorgoroth,
mayhem (very early stuff),
darkthrone (early),
crebain
Xasthur
blut aus nord,
Nachtmysicism
Twightlight
Baptism
jontspor
dark funeral
satyricon (very very early stuff),
emperor (very very early stuff)
marduk,
noKturnal mortum
Leviathan
impaled northern moon forest,
anal cunt (or any hilarious band with seth putnam in),
talking heads,
sisters of mercy,
the cure,
sixiouie and the banshees,
the eurythmics,
duran duran,
Bauhaus
satan's mouldy penis,
echo and the bunnymen,
dead or alive,
meatloaf (oh yes),
DVDA,
New Order,
dresden dolls,
joy division,
mortician,
cannibal corpse,
carcass,
dying fetus,
pulp,
nirvana,
Aphex Twin,
belinda carlisle,
Bon Jovi (hahaha)
leonard cohen,
belle and sebastian,
pavement,
neutral milk hotel,
Simon and garfunkel,
peter gabriel (some stuff),
flock of seagulls,
Bad English,
the bangles,
C&C music factory,
Devo,
Hall & oats,
Huey lewis and the news,
the delphonics,
caustic anal vomit,
rick james,
reo speed wagon,
queen,
diane krall,
starship,
styx,
soft cell,
van halen,
dexys midnight runners,
shannon,
rick springfield,
A Ha,
ABC,
Ace of Base,
aborted,
air supply,
andrea bocelli,
arcturus,
autechre,
blondie,
erasure,
kraftwerk,
duelling banjos,
charlie rich,
jonny cash,
gloria estafan,
buggles,
celtic frost,
the clash,
connie stevens,
creedance clearwater revival,
david bowie,
disection,
donna summer.
the doors,
electric six,
elvis presley,
garbage,
patti smith,
DeVison,
jefferson airplane,
joan jett,
journey,
kim wilde,
blur,
Julie andrews,
Level 42,
the misfits,
venom (some),
Otis Redding,
Pink Floyd,
propagandhi,
The Ronettes,
Spandau Ballet,
Squarepusher,
the temptations,
TSOL,
twisted sister,
the village people,
dance hits 93. lol.
Homoerotic bob (RIP),
Isengard (some),
Frenchy la touche and his gay pirate band.
cattle decapitation.
abruptum.
Satan's lakejer.
dire straights,
pulp,
muddy waters,
Grieg,
Mozart,
Beethoven,
Rectum destroying nazi phallus (rip),
kenny loggins
morbid spastic
abba
coltrain
beth orton
camera obscura
celine dion (hahah)
urban cookie collective
Regina Spektor
cheesey shit Happy hardcore
and there's more i guess.
like orchestral manuvers in the dark
gelfite fist
slut krush
madonna (early stuff)
fist full of morris
luscious jackson
music is aweome
I like films. they make my rowdy colon chill the fuck out
fecal charmer
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little otik - most awesome film ever.
palindromes - 2nd most awesome film ever
Gore / low budget horror (bad taste, evil dead etc, Romero's trilogy
of the dead),too many to list, because it's not a cool as what bands i like. gay
top gun
happiness
story telling
godfather
oh fuck this
world cinema (baise moi, delicatescen, suspiria, amelie, Les amantes
du pont neuf - to name a few),some sci fi (star wars 4-6 but nothing gay),Anime (Helsing, blood: the last vampire, perfect blue - arguably best
anime film ever)asia extreme cinema: Horror (ringu trilogy - although no.2 sucked a
bit-, dark water, audtion, the eye) gangster films (ichi the killer,
sonatine, dead or alive).
Visitor Q - they should make more films like this, necrophilia, incest,
lactation, rape etc. oh yes.I found a Spiderman dvd in gibralter (The Entire Venom Saga... all of
the original episodes... not really a movie, but... fucking sweet)
I like tv. it maketh my dick hard and my eyes square
peepshow,
south park,
family guy,
alan partridge,
spaced,
neighbours,
twin peaks,
brass eye,
trailer park boys,
the day today.
the office,
the league of gentlemen,
the sopranos,
the a-team.
american dad.
nighty night.
Nathan Barley.
the mighty boosh "i am old gregg"
I like reading. it makes my tiny dick feel big and clever
too many to go into right now. because i'm cool and i can read.
author's i like :
Bret Easton Elis
Jay McInerney
Marquis De Sade
Roald dahl
sylvia plath
Freddie Nietzche
jean paul sarte
tove janson
anything with quentin blake illustrations.
I like heros. they make me feel like i'm defining myself by the people i think are cool
Hero's are for pussies. but if i had to say anyone that i admire for
whatever reason...
Bret Easton Elis.
Jay McInerney
Marqius De Sade
picasso
Paul newman (for inventing ranch sauce)
Adolf Hitler
Varg vikerness
David Jason
That german guy who ate some random guy off the internet
the cast of neighbours (keep up the good work guys)
Richard madely (of richard and judy fame)
my brother tim ( who is gay)
chris muirhead, the gayest man to have sex with lots of women?