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TESS! has got talent.

You're jazzing to the bleep tone of a life support machine. Notts, Derby and UK adds please. :]

About Me

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Tess. Nottingham, 16, tbh.
I have a reputation. Haha.
MSN: [email protected]
Lips like MORPHINE Knock me out every time they touch me.
<. Hello there .>
// Wanna make out and kiss hard - wait, nevermind.
// I am a fan of Trent Barton.
// I am phobic of feet and moths.
// I'm a jealous psycho bitch.
// I love inside jokes and couldn't live without my friends. // I hate stupidity, bad grammar and comic sans.
// A hug cannot be bettered.
// I don't hang around in Nottingham Square every Saturday.
// Sian, Laura, Abbie, Becky, Luke and Alex are amazing atm.
// I'm imperfect and I'm happy.
// You won't change me.
I don't wait around, as a rule.
I'm always laughing.
I can be shallow.
You won't piss me off easily, though I have a lot of hate when you do.
I'm not part of your scene, I'm sorry. It makes me uncomfortable.
However, I'm very social. :]
Put a smile on my face and I'll love you.
I like waking up to a text. ^^
I like my shades big.
I like my hair huge.
I like my boots lethal.
Body modifications are a bit yum. Me? Eleven piercings and counting.
& lusting for my first tattoo.
I really, really don't give a shit unless you're stupidly important.

My Interests



Tess loves
Hugs!
Tea
Flase Eyelashes
MAC
Cherry Lollipops
Glitter
Glowsticks
Oreos
Platforms
Lucky Charms
Animal print
Friends
Tokidoki
Skiing
Tess hates
Rain and wind.
People.
Failure.
Losing arguments.
Being too cold.
Lacking money.
Narrow-minded fools.
Restrictions.
Boredom and lonliness.
Bandwagons.
Rock City under 18s.
Being under 18.
Horizontal stripes.

I'd like to meet:

Who would I like to meet? Well...

// And we were taught to feel, perhaps too much, the self-suffocating power of our solitude.
// I talk to God, but the sky is empty.
// I hate people who remind me of myself.
// Be happy, I dare you.

// I break the back of love for you.

Music:



Noise
AFI
[♥ 10.10.06 ♥]
Aiden _ <[b>x4]
Alice in Videoland
Angelspit
Aphex Twin
Ayria
Backstreet Boys
Bjork
Celldweller
Combichrist _ <[b>10.03.07]
Daft Punk
David Bowie
Deathstars _ <[b>05.11.07, 06.04.07]
Depeche Mode
DeviantUK
Dir En Grey
DISOWN
Dope Stars Inc.
Dresden Dolls
Emilie Autumn
Evil:Scarecrow _ <[b>x3]
The Faint
Gackt
Gary Numan
IAMX
Jeffree Star
Johnny Cash
Justin Timberlake
Kat-Tun
KMFDM
Lady Sovereign
Ladytron
Malice Mizer
Massive Ego
The Medic Droid
Merzbow
Mindless Self Indulgence _ <[b>26.04.07]
MUSE _ <[b>17.11.06]
NIN _ <[b>03.03.07]
Peaches
Pendulum
Pink
Placebo
Porcelain and the Tramps
Prince
Princess Superstar
The Prodigy
Queen Adreena
Radiohead
Robots In Disguise
Sean Paul
She Wants Revenge
Shiny Toy Guns _ <[b>04.03.07]
Sparkling Bombs _ <[b>16&18.08.07]
Squarepusher
Teenage Casket Company _ <[b>13.01.07]
Vim and Vigour _ <[b>x1]
VNV Nation _ <[b>19.09.06]
Zeromancer
50 Cent
ETC.

Movies:



Film
Seven | Monty Python | Labyrinth | Silent Hill | The Devil Wears Prada | Edward Scissorhands | Rocky Horror | etc.
...& Spirited Away please. ♥

Television:



TV
QI | Family Guy | Scrubs | Brass Eye | South Park | JAM | Mock the Week | BB | Invader Zim | CSI | Ugly Betty | The Mighty Boosh |
...& Sir David Attenborough please. ♥

Books:



Literature
Meaning of Liff | Daphne Du Maurier | Hunter S. Thompson | Sylvia Plath
...& Bunny Suicides please. ♥

Heroes:



Hero worship
Chris Morris.
Dylan Moran.
Bill Bailey.
Chris Cunningham.
Razor Candi.

...& Sian 's kisses make me LOL.

My Blog

This lot are AWESOME. :]

Sianface is so fetch.=DLaura stinks. Of sexy things.Abyss is stupid. I hate love her.Becky has a really gay face. &hearts;[It is painfully obvious we need more pictures. ;-;]Luke = probably the mo...
Posted by Tess[PLASTIC]® on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 01:46:00 PST

FAQs

Answers to stuff I find myself answering far too often...1. I'm fine, thanks. [Not that most of you care really. You just don't know what else to say.]2. Okay. My make-up.-Ask MAC.-Ask GOSH.-Ask Urban...
Posted by Tess[PLASTIC]® on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 10:10:00 PST

LUSH

Is far too amazing tbh.I think you should buy Sugar Rush! It has rainbow drops in. :]Makes the bath look full of piss, BUT IT'S ALL GOOD.Hahahaaaa....
Posted by Tess[PLASTIC]® on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 02:33:00 PST

Fucking excellent.

KEN'S FOUND BARBIE.I'm surprisingly okay about this.I feel good. :]After all, there are an awful lot of Barbies in the world.Generic, exact, 'flawless'. Blonde, blue-eyed ideals we should aspire to, e...
Posted by Tess[PLASTIC]® on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 02:14:00 PST