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About Me

IN THE BEGININGAfter testing Badgers in the early nineties I moved in to the lucrative world of kamikaze guinea-pig syncronization round about 96. After a three year stint that saw me rise to an executive position, I decided to give it all up and risk my money and future in a dream.THE DREAMThat dream was to deal crack to cats on the international corporate stage. It was a servely underatted market with little investment at the time and so I saw my chance for world domination in the crack cat arena of death. In early 2000 I had set up CCFC PLC with a skeleton staff of 56 and started making the first cans of Clifton's branded Crack For Cats.THE RISE OF 'CLIFTON'S CRACK FOR CATS' PLC (CCFC PLC)The brand took of at a rate we almost couldn't manage. With our clever internet campaign, we had sold all product within a week. It was then I decided to get major backing from a well known bank who invested $3 billion in to the company. This was quickly spent on a new factory and staff of 600, and within the year we were producing 35,000 cans of crack a day. By 2003 we had already sold our 10 millionth can. We had 29 factories all over Europe (Including Germany, France, Romania, Lichenstein, Denmark) and in Asia (Taiwan, China and Mongolia), with a combined workforce of 25,000. Annual Turnover at the end of the trading year, 2003, was $5.6 billion. My dream was realised.THE FUTURE FOR CLIFTON'SCCFC PLC continues to go from strength to strength. As of 2006 we have leading market shares on all six continents (Africa, Asia, Austrailasia, Europe, North America, South America ) and sales continue to grow as people keep discovering the wonder that is Clifton's Crack For Cats. My sucess was confirmed when I placed 32nd on the Forbes magazines fifty top billionairs, 2006. As I see my Crack Cat empire rapidly increase, my goal for the future is to become no.1.CCFC PLC PRODUCT GUIDE 2006- Clifton's Crack For Cats Original $6.00 (ref...cc234) - Clifton's Crack For Cats Light $6.50 (ref...ccel98) - Clifton's Crack For Cats Extra Smooth $8.00 (ref...cce56) - Clifton's Crack For Cats Mint $6.30 (ref...cm72) - Clifton's Crack For Cats Orange $6.30 (ref...cco3) - Clifton's Crack For Cats Asparagus $6.30 (ref...cca34) - Clifton's Crack For Cats Droitwich Special Mix $7.00 (ref...csp1) - Clifton's Crack For Cats blackpool ROCK $7.00 (ref...cbp298763) - Clifton's Crack For Cats with added Vitamins $7.50 (ref...cvit127)THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT FOR THE WORLD'S CRACK INGESTING CAT POPULATION.................................................. .......................................YOURS SINCERLEY RUSSELL SCULLY (MANAGING DIRECTOR OF CCFC PLC) MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

skateboarding, film-making, photography, reading, traveling, rambling, anything to do with hanging with good friends and the other usual stuff, whatever that is.

Music:

chocking victim, leftover crack, indk, morning glory, world inferno freindship society, snuff, stockyard stoics, mouthwash, ben folds five, hybrid, oxfordshire techno (noisesilo.com), sage francis, jeff mills, radiohead, no-cash, sole, modest mouse, the shins, pixies, arcade fire, the knife, guns n wankers, against me!, bluetones, bouncing souls, the cure, five knuckle, f-minus, plan-a project, lunachicks, swingin utters, vitalic, union 13, the unseen, team spider, the faint, the filaments, youth brigade and lots and lots of other random bands and genres. Music=Good.

Movies:

jean pierre-jeneut films (e.g. Amilie, Dellicatessen), Alien Trilogy (even Ressurection but not the worst film ever - Alien vs Predetor), Kung phu hustle, The Life Aquatic, Stalker (Tarkovsky's genius film), Dr. Strangelove, Save the green planet, South Park/Team America, Come and See, World arthouse cinema generally- anything origional and entertaining, not generic hollywood shit where you can guess whats going to happen before you've seen anything.

Television:

What Britain does better than anyone - comedy - I'm Alan Partridge, Big Train, Spaced, The Day Today, Brass eye, Jam, Nathan Barley, Mighty Boosh, The Office, Red Dwarf, Only Fools and Horses, Fawlty Towers, Monty Python etc. Also Match Of The Day, a secret pleasure.

Books:

despatches, 1984, Down and oout in Paris and London, catch-22, Slaughter house number 5, chinas son, unused alien 3 scripts, where's wally, Droitwich working mens social yearbook circa 1993 currently reading: crime and punishment - pretty damn good so far

Heroes:

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My Blog

day 2 - scully's year in pictures

Tried employing Badgers today as waiters. One word - RUBBISH! I'm Stickin with Otters. I Dont care about the wage difference, Quality is more important than a cheap workforce. TB Bastards.  ...
Posted by cat attack victim on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 08:02:00 PST

later that day

After fishing I set up a night of illegal kitten wrestling and made lots of tea. John Barnes and Gary Lineker made an apperance, but both lost heavily. Me on the other hand made $300 on betting and $2...
Posted by cat attack victim on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 07:30:00 PST

day 1 - scullys year in pictures

day 1 - Two local fisherman hold up the fish I, yes me, caught in river derwent in Derby.
Posted by cat attack victim on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 07:22:00 PST