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Russ (Ape Skates)

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About Me

I was born in January 1978 to replace Elvis Presley who died the previous August. However, I have chosen to fight my crooning instincts in favour of selling skateboards to the reckless. Ape Skates opened in winter 2005 and is the proper skate shop in this town. Blah blah blah, tootle parp, blah blah, trump, waffle waffle...

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My Interests

My wife. Hippos, elephants, gorillas and many types of animal. Skateboarding is fun but painful sometimes.

I'd like to meet:

The Gonz.

Music:

I like good music only.

Movies:

Good ones, not explosion/car based shit.

Television:

Funny stuff with Sean Locke in it.

Books:

George Orwell is my favourite I think.

Heroes:

The Man with no Name and..... ELVIS!