Jimmy Greenup!

I come from the great state of Michigan. I was raised on the rough streets of 17 Mile, in a suburb of Detroit, called Sterling Heights. Most of my childhood was spent cruising on my Big Wheel, looking for girls who wanted to share a drink box with me. I was infatuated with insects, dinosaurs and Ewoks. When I got a little older, I became obsessed with school dances. I watched Club MTV religiously, and studied M.C. Hammer dance moves on a regular basis.Then I went to Central Michigan University. At CMU I learned everything there is to know about life. I learned many things, such as how to bong a beer, and how to get a drunk girl to come over your house at 4:30 in the morning. I was an expert at organizing spin-the-bottle games with wasted sorority chicks, and I also mastered the art of fitting 12 people into my Geo Tracker. The basement of our Frat house was one of the most spiritual places on earth. The parties we threw there were unlike anything I had ever seen in my life. I learned everything about partying in that basement, and at CMU. And now I party for a living. I graduated with a degree in physical education, but I really got a master's degree in Mood Directing. And CMU has one of the best Mood Directing programs in the country.Then I moved to the West Coast, and I found this place called Las Vegas. And I said to myself, "This is the planet I was born on. This is where I belong."I am the Mood Director at TAO Nightclub. My blood, sweat and tears have gone into that place. Literally. All 3. I am the eye of the storm. I am the turbo-boost in your nightclub experience. I am the Kobayashi of drinking. I have had vodka go in my ears and eyes before. While working. I dance on tables and couches, and I loose my voice about twice a week. Most of my relationships are based on text messages and me blacking out on Sunday nights. If you cut me open, Red Bull & vodka would come pouring out of my body. I wear loud shirts, tight pants, and my hair should have it's own MySpace page. I know the words to almost every song in the club, and I can make really, really, really loud noises. I am also really good at clapping. When I get drunk I can do animal impressions, such as a hummingbird, scorpion, and a baby pterodactyl. I love getting drunk, and I love girls. And I really love drunk girls.Partying is my life. Las Vegas is my world. If you come to Las Vegas and party with me and my friends, and you don't have the time of your life, you have serious problems and you should consider becomming Amish. I surround myself with the greatest friends in the universe, and everyone in my life plays an important role in this dream that I am living. We honestly change people's lives, and we make this world a more positive place for everyone to live in. Please take a moment and look at the pictures on this page. Reality doesn't even exist as far as I'm concerned. Live to party. Party to live. It never stops. Thank you for your time.