Love laughing. Love making people laugh. Love acting. Love dogs. Love road trips. Love lemonade. Love macaroni and cheese. Love PB&J. Love going out to eat. Love running. Love dancing. Love singing. Love my iPod. Love my iBook. Love taking pictures. Love learning. Love taking naps. Love Grey's Anatomy. Love ebay. Love DETROIT! Love YOUR MOM (just seeing if you were actually still reading this crap)!
Living it up in Greece! Great vacation!
If I don't know you then I don't WANT to know you...
YOU KNOW YOU ARE FROM MICHIGAN IF...
You've never met any celebrities.
"Vacation" means going to Cedar Point.
At least 1 member of your family disowns you the week of the Michigan/Michigan State game.
Half the change in your pocket is Canadian... eh!
Your idea of a traffic jam is 40 cars waiting to pass an orange barrel.
You know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre.
You think that FANTA is just a FAYGO pop wanna-be.
You know how to pronounce "Mackinac".
You've had to switch on the "heat" and the "A/C" in the same day.
Your little league game was snowed out.
The word "thumb" has geographical, rather than anatomical significance.
You show people where you grew up by pointing to a spot on your right hand.
Traveling coast-to-coast means driving from Port Huron to Muskegon.
When giving directions, you refer to "A Michigan Left".
You know that Kalamazoo not only exists, but isn't that far from Hell.
Your year has 2 seasons: Winter and Construction.
You know when it has rained because of the smell of worms.
Owning a Japanese car was a hanging offense in your hometown.
You believe that "down south" means Toledo.
You lost your virginity up at Higgins or Houghton to some skank from Detroit.
Nelly Furtado's album is THE album of the year! The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Tegan and Sara, JAY-Z!, Jamie Cullum, Ray Lamontagne (get his newest CD, it's GREAT!)
The Wedding Singer, Fight Club, Moulin Rouge, Chicago, Ocean's 11, Jurassic Park, In America, American Pie, Harry Potter (all of them), The Sandlot, Big, Spaceballs, Naked Gun, What About Bob, and all other "so stupid they're funny" movies.
Grey's Anatomy, Lost, The Office, Rescue Me, Ugly Betty, Reno 911, Will & Grace, Entourage, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Project Runway, Pimp My Ride, and I love BAD shows from the early 90s like Saved by the Bell, Salute Your Shorts, and Double Dare.
"Everyone Poops"
A classic...