My name is Joe. I work at a discotech called Tabu. It's actually an "ultra-lounge" at the MGM in Las Vegas. I like to snowboard and collect bugs. At the same time. Sometimes when I get really drunk, I pass-out in bathtubs. With the water running. Good thing I have gills! I have a really big truck that I like to drive in the dirt. I guess you could call me a "dusthole". I love drinking Patron. It makes me feel really good. I also have an extensive collection of Garbage Pail kids. Not joking. I also like to go out in the middle of the desert and shoot cans of beer with my guns. Not joking. I am really good at doing moves on a stripper pole. I like to recieve hickeys. I can also eat a whole can of Pringles in under 3 minutes. And if I don't shave for a while, I can grow a really sweet mustache. Party on Wayne!
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Donald Duck, The Noid, Spinderella, Gilbert Godfree, Spuds McKenzie, Q-Bert, Los Lobos, and any of the members of O-Town...
