I have had such a hard life. No one really likes me. That's probably because I'm made up of lips, asses, and the odd toenail. I even have a few ground-up eyeballs and ears in me.I'm really quite afraid of stadiums, parks, and birthday parties. The thought of any of these makes me tremble in fear. I still remember the day that I lost my dearest brother, Harold Hot Dog, to a hungry little boy. Poor Harold never seen it coming. Rest in peace, Harold, rest in peace.
My Interests
Partying, Sleeping, Reading, Shopping, Running, Playing Hockey
I'd like to meet:
A Cute French Fry or a Sexy Hamburger
Music:
Snoop Dogg....Nothing but Snoop Dogg for this Hot Dog.
