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Rhona

Mash followed by mash and you are onto a winner

About Me

I absolutely love food, it' also how I get most of my friends. I think it was the fear I endured when I was little sitting in other people's houses always wondering when the hell they were going to offer me a snack. For this reason, you will never go hungry in my house. If you do, I will be going down with you.I like to think I am positive dreamer, always having plans to do things I never get round to doing, but I never stop beleiving I am going to do them. It's a good way to live but I am sure it will wear thin. Having finshed a degree and only coming out of it with a few badly backed up art history/media theories that I will be waiting my whole life to crop up at some stage in a pub, I now work in the mining industry. A natural progression I agree, but after 1 year now (!!) the only fact I know about mines is that they exist. I don't flaunt this knowledge, that's just plain arrogant. I am probably also the most food-obsessed person under a size 18 and the age of 52. Really, it's true. Sadly, every time I saw the advert for Britain's fattest teenager my mouth filled up with saliva. I also spend too much reading cook books and planning different meals, for different occassions for different stages in my life. The thing I look forward to most about having kids is packing their lunches.

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My Interests

Food, books, films, fields, rivers, drinking, dancing.

I'd like to meet:

Nigel slater, the man is bloody clever.

Music:

I like it and I'm also bloody great on the tin whistle, it's basically the only way I make friends. At times though it does get tedious being asked over and over again. There are only so many times a woman can play candle in the wind without finding it a pain. I must admit though, it is a damn fine rendition.

Movies:

Jason and the Argonauts, clash of the titans, Tarkovsky, things that make me cry and laugh.

Television:

Curb your enthusiasm, peep show, 'police, camera, action!' and the like, blue planet, lost, big bro (minus jade)mighty boosh, prison break and harry hill's tv burps. He has no teeth.

Books:

love em

Heroes:

Nigel Slater is a kindred spirit, he appreciates food just like me. I wish he was my friend so we could chill out and eat massive cakes, shitloads of cheese and get fat.