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Shelltastic !

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

self proclaimed psuedo-intellectual libertine

My Interests

stuff and things...ranting and raving. I am a lover not a fighter. I will do the running man every chance I get. I dig bowling, dominoes, and my hooka. very disturbed by the variety of male enhancement products on the market. notorious for breaking into song and /or a rant at any time.

I'd like to meet:

someone with a healthy respect for the classics. Classics like Branded, the A-Team, and Miami Vice. Classic Lit like Watchmen, Preacher, Of Mice and Men, The Hellbound Heart or Thus spoke Zarathrusta. someone who enjoys varying levels of tomfoolery. Any HUGE comic book, sci-fi, Simpsons, film geeks are encouraged to reply...

Music:

Moz, the Smiths, misfits, Samhain, Danzig, Janes, NIN, Queen, Bauhaus, Bad Brains, T-Rex, Godflesh, Killing Joke, Balzac, Outcast, Guided by Voices, Smashing Pumpkins, Nick Cave (Birthday Party, bad seeds, or whatever)

Movies:

The Professional, Don't be a menance(Wayans rock) Half-baked, Glengary Glenross, Highlander, Vampire Hunter D, Fightclub, Cabinboy, Donnie Darko (thank U ebay), Jury Duty(pauly shore is f**in' hysterical) Back to School, Three the Hard Way, The Matrix, Perfect Blue, Bamboozled, The Human Tornado, Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, a simple plan

Television:

Martin, The Simpsons, Law & Order, The Golden Girls, Sifl & Olly, Family Guy, The Honeymooners, The A-team, chapelle's show, ATHF

Books:

anything Ayn Rand/ Alan Moore, Frank Miller, Neil Gaiman, Clive Barker, Nietzsche, Watchmen, Preacher,The Hellbound Heart, 120 days of sodom, the missing piece meets the big O.

Heroes:

Ren Hoek...if you you have ask...

My Blog

never eat in the dark....

more pearls of wisdom from that's how i roll.... Hella useful advice, right up there with "don't fry bacon naked..." 2 stories why you should never eat in the dark: one night, my pal is munching away ...
Posted by Shelltastic ! on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 11:36:00 PST

titty photos...

attention! they are not titty photos, they are photos that happen (by some fiat) to show my titties. it's purely serendipity!
Posted by Shelltastic ! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

metal up your ass....

thanks to a message from The Future i've immersed myself in metal. fuckin' metal. i'm listening to maiden as i type this. megadeth is next. voivod, napalm death, S.O.D., so when you see me and i start...
Posted by Shelltastic ! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i've tried nothing...

and i'm all out of ideas...
Posted by Shelltastic ! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST