buy our old album... new one, "someone to ride the river with," COMING SOON!!new jersey, good dingleberries, bloody axe wounds, NPR shows like 'this american life' and 'a prarie home companion' and 'media lab' on pussyrua--wnyc, caddyshack, wailing like pat benetar and nancy wilson and robert plant, making out with animals, chico stick rodeos, NOVA, getting real bone dogs, ponies, new jersey, sparkles and sunshine, fucking some fly-ass bitches up on the roller rink.
"there are plenty of mohicans." don't shoot till you see the whites. of their eyes? who's eyes?
hairy pooter. geek love. confederacy of dunces. hunter s. thompson. the amazing adeventures of kavalier and clay. tom wolfe. gore vidal. the autobiography of malcom x. steinbeck. stephen hawking. alexandra fuller. daniel clowes. national geographic. tom robbins. all quiet on the western front. the do's and don't's in vice magazine. the curious incident of the dog in the night time. orson wells. most gossip magazines. tenessee williams. bukowski. catcher in the rye. the orchid thief. vonnegut. sideways stories from wayside school. lamb: the gospel according to biff--jesus's childhood pal. catch-22. grey's anatomy. ken kesey. ernest hemingway. my diary.
dolly parton and biggie shortie. by far. if i could be some kind of ali-style biggie-dolly combo, i would be complete.