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Megan Rascal

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About Me

I hate cantaloupe, I think it tastes like ick, big deal. But if I met the king of cantaloupe and all he wanted to do all day was eat mountains of cantaloupe, I'd find that endearing and I'd whip up some cantaloupe sorbet. I don't eat meat but it doesn't bother me that my kid sister seems to think her body is missing some enzyme that can only be found in bacon. She eats piles and piles of bacon. I think it's adorable. Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease doesn't sound that adorable but I think it's really cute that she thinks 20 pieces of microwaved bacon is a great way to kick off the weekend. Also, I get really scared on rollercoasters and I can't spell.
Go to my website: www.meganrascal.com
and sign the guestbook pleazzz.

Also, this is what me and cally look like underwater:

My Interests

I like good jokes, bad jokes, all jokes. I love county fairs and amusement parks. I like greek mythology, detective stories, animals, pinatas, party favors, sledding, making things, decorating things, finding things. I like records. I like to dance. My favorite people are my kid sister, my sister-in-law, James Walton, Lizzy, and my dog Figaro. I like to bake heart-shaped things. I make heart-shaped pancakes, heart-shaped waffles, heart-shaped cakes, heart-shaped muffins, heart-shaped cookies, and heart-shaped cupcakes.
HERE YE HERE YE!!!
The 2006 smushed penny awards are in!
A long running favorite in the competition takes the cake again!
Lizzy has gone to yet another continent in order to get me a new smushed penny. The country of choice? South Africa!!! huzzah!

I'd like to meet:

Joaquin Phoenix, Kevin Corrigan, Christopher Walken, Wanda Sykes, Andy Samburg, Paul Newman, and Bill Cosby. Tyson the skateboarding bulldog.

Music:

Love, Dev Rocka, Wanda Jackson, the Yardbirds, Sly and the Family Stone, Brenda Lee, Lulu, Smokey Robinson, Caetano Veloso, Marc Bolan, the Kinks, Brian Eno, and Captain Beefheart. I prefer my music LOUD. I like just about anything Timbaland produces. Nina Simone, Edie Sedgwick, Betty Harris. the Impressions. Mingering Mike. Al Green. the Chambers Brothers. Donald Byrd. Anything put out by Gypsy Eyes Records. Weird War. the Rolling Stones. Everything put out by Gypsy Eyes Records!
Edie Sedgwick's Natalie Portman video:

Benjy Ferree - In The Countryside

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Movies:

Tammy and the Bachelor, The Women, Airborne, Drop Dead Fred, Knocked up, Peeping Tom, Groundhog day, She's the Man, Little Otik, Coming to America, Therese and Isabelle, Bye Bye Birdie, Rebel w/o a Cause. Beyond the Valley of the Dolls. Planet of the Apes 1-5. Edward Scissorhands. Son-in-Law. Meet me in St. Louis. Why Dogs Smile and Chimpanzees Cry. A Woman is a Woman. Christmas movies large and small. Anything with Vin Diesel, Mandy Moore or Hillery Duff in it. I can't get enough of those Denzel Washington movies of the "thriller" genre.

Television:

I like to watch: Pancake Mountain, Who's the Boss, News Radio, Dead Like Me, Family guy, Heroes, Gilmore girls, Turner Classic Movies (AMC Sucks!), Animal Planet's the Most eXtreme!, Poirot. All of the various crime dramas, even the really crappy ones. Alfred Hitchcock Presents. Ghost Whisperer. Anything on Noggin.
The Go! Team on Pancake Mountain. I'm in the back somewhere with the little ones. It looks like my speaking part never made it to the final cut...sigh.

There's no space provided on the Myspace profiles for your favorite radio shows! I've made some room for mine:
"The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes" starring Sir Ralph Richardson and Sir John Geilgud. "Richard Diamond, Private Detective" starring Dick Powell.

Books:


AUTHORS: Pessoa, James Tate and Oscar Wilde. Camus. Dorothy Parker. Danill Kharms.
BOOKS: Mingering Mike
The Psychic Soviet
Websites I read words off of as the mood strikes me: http://www.thesuperficial.com http://www.soyouwanna.com/ http://www.milksucks.com/ http://imdb.com

Heroes:

Tina Modotti, Nina Simone, Nick Pinkentail, Andy Ho, Baroness Elsa, Paul Newman, Jacqueline Susann, Sylvia Plath. Amy Hirsch. Richard Diamond. I wish I was Richard Diamond.

My Blog

My blog has moved!

I have a real blog. I am going to be a famous blogger! I will be blogtastic! The Daily Rascal
Posted by Megan Rascal on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 04:59:00 PST

Does my cat hate music?

NAME: Mitsy RascalAGE: KittenHEIGHT: 10 inches ETHNICITY:GreyLet me present the facts. The first day I brought Mitsy home, she was pretty excited to show me and Fig her acrobatic prowess. She is skill...
Posted by Megan Rascal on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 05:40:00 PST

My name is Megan Rascal and I approve this message.

I just don’t get you people. I mean I guess I get you, I just don’t like you. Not my blog audience of course, but everyone you all know. Good god, lucky for you that I provide this service...
Posted by Megan Rascal on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 02:23:00 PST

Come one, come all! All-access show!

She walks...she talks...she crawls on her belly like a reptile...(If you don't know what song that's from, then you have another piece of the puzzle as to why i hate you.)Let me start this blog entry ...
Posted by Megan Rascal on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 05:17:00 PST

I’m thankful it’s finally over!

Yes yes yes! what an exciting week! First of all, I'm very thankful that thanksgiving is not for another whole year!!This thanksgiving was especially excruciating. Both Cally AND Kevin BAILED on me. S...
Posted by Megan Rascal on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:40:00 PST

Figaro hits the singles scene

Check Figgy out, he's got mad game:Figaro lays his mac down
Posted by Megan Rascal on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 12:57:00 PST

I’m back at it

I didn't want anyone to miss this:I got sucked into craigslist missed connections today but I think i've done some good work! Here is the original post from some loser that started it all:m4ww - To th...
Posted by Megan Rascal on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 02:34:00 PST

Milk article

here's a nice article about how milk sucks from Wellness magazine:Milk is grossit will probably be off the site soon, fyi.
Posted by Megan Rascal on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:50:00 PST

Out of nowhere

I'm finally hip to this whole "facebook" thing and it turns out THAT is where Cally keeps all our travel photos. See, on our trips, I leave the photo-documentation up to Cally because I'm busy being "...
Posted by Megan Rascal on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 12:04:00 PST

Im back from outer space

As few of you know, I drove cross-country with my lil' sister. I'll write about it all soon.Well, now I'm back in philly. I got back yesterday night. this is what I'm doing tonight.Marky mark's movie ...
Posted by Megan Rascal on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 10:02:00 PST