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Phillies Cunt

About Me

Crystal and Brandy met at the bestest store on south street...GUACAMOLE!!!We both reached for this really cute pink baby tee (it was the last one!!!)and then we like had a really bad fight!!! We both got kicked out of the store (and totally banned!!! whatev!!!) for ruining some clothes with blood and stuff. But once on the curb be knew we would be BFFs for life, yo!!!!Then this totally lame russian guy started hollering at us and we were like, "Yo we're bleeding, step off!!!" And he was like, "Yo babies! I am Rolando!!! I want give you mustache ride!!! Come to my car for ride of the life!!!" And we were like "Okay, whatev." And then he pumped this song he wrote in his totally pimped out LeBaron and he like really had some phat beats!!!So Crystal and Brandy just busted some fly rhymes and like the rest is totally history!!!

My Interests

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Member Since: 7/16/2005
Band Website: chiggity-check our website out in a lil&39; bit!
Band Members: CRYSTAL and BRANDI kick it sooooooooo hard to ROLANDO 's fat with a PH bizzity-eats! LIKE TOTALLY! LIKE WOW!
Influences: No DOY!!!!!!!! J-Nizzle to the motherfucking Timber-lizzle! And we give our thanks and praise to our lord and savior, Jesus H. Christ-izzle.
Sounds Like: FLUFFY.
Record Label: We'reSoTotallyTheShit WreckCHORDS
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

MYCLIT - FRESH NEW TRACK - PHILLIES CUNT

This song is for Mickey Avalon and his pee pee crew. Check out the inspiration for MY CLIT  
Posted by on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 01:31:00 GMT

Darren, Crystal, and Brandi rock first Friday with Sergei and Darren

Sergei (left) is our beat master/slave. Sergei will do anything we say b/c he thinks he's getting in our panties. Yeah right! Darren (right) is our muze. He's gonna collaborate with us on an upcoming ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 20:46:00 GMT