About Me

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Hunter's Cannon is 500 pounds of grits and talcum powder. Hunter's Cannon is Chris Grunwald's bastard child. Hunter's Cannon is Michael Ciccaglione's man-juice. Hunter's Cannon is Thomas F. Cole III's chest pains. Hunter's Cannon hates cover bands and shit-fuck venues such as Brownies 23 East. Hunter's Cannon loves noise produced through a Tesla coil. Hunter's Cannon will sleep in a gutter coated in vomit that is made of champagne wishes and caviar dreams. Hunter's Cannon is comin' to get you. Yall betta axe somebody. Bitch. ____________________________________________________________ __________ NICE WORDS ABOUT HUNTER'S CANNON::: HUNTER'S CANNON is an agit-punk-acoustic band born in the tradition of the Who and the Kinks and then brought up to date through the sound of Ween and even a dose of the autobiographical style of Bruce Springsteen. See Hunter's Cannon love noise produced through a Tesla coil. See them before they get famous. -Tommy Joyner, Owner of MilkBoy Recording and Coffee Shop
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/25/2006
Band Members: Dr. Tommy Thunder: Guitar, Vox, Shotgun.
Cicco Michaels: Bass, Oracle, Breakdancing.
Buck 90: Drums, Has Kids, Peace, Love and Understanding.
Influences: Dead Guys: Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, Joe Strummer, Joey, Johnny and DeeDee Ramone, Keith Moon, Frank Zappa, Johnny Cash, Ray Charles, James Brown, Jack Kerouack, Ernest Hemingway, Charles Bukowski, Charles Mingus, James Jamerson, David Ruffin, Woody Guthrie, Hank Williams, Eddie Hazel, Jim Varney, Jack the Cop, Tsio Eddie, The Intimidator, Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, Harriet Tubman, John Entwistle, Jim Henson, Malcom X, Huey P. Newton, Theodore Donald Kerabatsos, Django Reinhardt, Stephane Grapelli, Katherine Leonard Wood, Eric VonHausswolf, Jon "The Moose" Homko, Ernesto "Che" Guevara, Mr. Rogers, Marilyn Monroe, Dave Blood, Dee Boon, Frida Kahlo, Peter Sellers, Bettie Page, Nikola Tesla and so on...Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
Sounds Like: The Clash kicking the shit out of Elvis, who is going to make music with Johnny Cash, while Tom Waits leans up against a pink cadillac, smoking a red and laughing at the whole shabang.
Record Label: Griz Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Rats Live on No Evil Star

Hey bitches and bastards. We have a special gift for all of you. Remember those times you got a bulletin for one of our shows or a text message or we saw you and asked to come? Remember how every time...
Posted by Hunter's Cannon on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 08:51:00 PST

Knock it off

Ok, so we've been getting a lot of spam comments, messages and friend invites. Let it be knownthat Hunter's Cannon does not practice any of this crap (I know a lot of bands do). As well, we donot supp...
Posted by Hunter's Cannon on Mon, 07 May 2007 08:46:00 PST

Crazy ass cokehead

Yo, Britney Spears is fucking crazy. She heard about the Cannon and called TC and left this fucked up message:Britney's a flippin' loonThanks to Laura who was able to get the message up here for y'all...
Posted by Hunter's Cannon on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 04:14:00 PST

The Military Commercials Are Lying In 500 Words Or Less

Evenin' Regular Readers. It has come to my attention that the good ol' fashioned U.S. Army commercial writing team have come up with a few new advertisements. As ex- military I provide this ...
Posted by Hunter's Cannon on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 01:46:00 PST

"Why I Randomly Quit My Shitty Jobs" By: TC

evenin' regular viewers. Earlier this weekend, around 11 am on Saturday I had an attack. I quit my job before even showing up for work. Irresponsible: Yes. Liberating: I hoped for ...
Posted by Hunter's Cannon on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 04:02:00 PST

"The Death of Music in Bryn Mawr" By: Chico

So tonight was quite possibly the very last night we will ever play at the Grog. Its sort of sad, but its also a great thing. None of the original spectators were at this final hurra...
Posted by Hunter's Cannon on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 01:33:00 PST

Dinosauria, we

born like thisinto thisas the chalk faces smileas Mrs. Death laughsas the elevator breaksas political landscapes dissolveas the supermarket bag boy holds a college degreeas the oily fish spits out the...
Posted by Hunter's Cannon on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 12:47:00 PST

Why Did I See Chico Hanging Out With The Question Mark Guy? A Magnum Opus Of Deceit

The other day I was walking through the Philadelphia International Airport on my way to terminal 1A where I had a plane waiting to go to Pueblo, Colorado. As I walked by the concession stand that sell...
Posted by Hunter's Cannon on Fri, 19 May 2006 05:09:00 PST

Darth Vader joins hunter's cannon

so the dark side finally caught up with our sacreligous ASSES. this last tuesday, we had an undeniable, fantastic, venacious, venacularly cool request for a tc pickup of an electric guitar. nervo...
Posted by Hunter's Cannon on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 03:04:00 PST

Strappers At The Grog

Hunter's Cannon is hereby denouncing last Tuesday nights events as a complete farce, blaming partially ourselves for the large numbers of Dave Matthews lovin', soon to be the white bread leaders of co...
Posted by Hunter's Cannon on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 05:51:00 PST