night's black hole |
shush shush says the rainemitted from night's black holewhsssss whssssk say the treesconspiring in darkness andpeering through the windowat his soft head and whipped heartrubbery arms, crooked legs, a... Posted by David P. Smith on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 10:57:00 PST |
Top 5 Predictions for 2007 |
1. Ford Pier marries Paris Hilton in a gala event at The Main. During the festivities, Paris, without using her hands, devours a stillborn lamb while Ford works his way alphabe... Posted by David P. Smith on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 06:29:00 PST |
worst job lyrics |
WORST JOBA drunken pornographic stallionbeserk in a china shopwhile the fate of mankind is balancedupon a beercan cum shotIf the moon had a swimming poolshe'd execute a swan divethe sun would shed a s... Posted by David P. Smith on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 01:57:00 PST |
lyrics |
I decided to blog the lyrics to my songs.JACKHAMMER MANThe devil should not scare youunless your heart is a rotten stumpthis guy thinks he fell out of the skybut really, he's a chumpa vicious murder m... Posted by David P. Smith on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 02:32:00 PST |
the poo of 5 cats |
I didn't flush the toilet because I was about to get in the shower. I could tell by the musical sound of the duty hitting the water that it was a little unusual. When I got out of the show... Posted by David P. Smith on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 06:30:00 PST |
our dreams are blind black eels |
I'm from the land where the cotton wool sky meets the bristling trees where the sun rises like a rocket and plummets like a comet into twilight's inferno where our dreams swim and squirm in the night... Posted by David P. Smith on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 10:06:00 PST |
8 things to do before leaving town |
8 things to do before leaving on tour 1. purchase blue blockers 2. stock up on botox 3. take testicles into shop for balancing 4. scrape underwear 5. develop magnetic personality 6. read Mein Kampf 7... Posted by David P. Smith on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 01:39:00 PST |