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Mr. Freedom

this science is real

About Me

i always clean my gun. i am Mr. Freedom. please, do NOT fuck with Mr. Freedom. Thank you. i am also a minister.

My Interests

destroying power-hungry overlords and playing in fairly unsuccessful bands. and more recently, drinking wild turkey by myself in a dim bar and writing totally insane lyrics for songs that will probably never exist.

I'd like to meet:

fuckin' goofs

Music:

the meters, eric dolphy, lee dorsey, the platters, immortal technique, marlena shaw, lyn collins, the raconteurs, john frusciante, irma thomas, war, mandrill, chuck brown and the soul searchers, mahmoud ahmed, wolf parade, cymande, max romeo, kay-gees, brute force, bison, little richard, scarface, bo diddley, blind willie johnson, the stranglers, the melodians, burning spear, ak-47, run-dmc, the ohio players, fela, kool mo dee, afika baambaata, biz markie, the standells, (old) rolling stones, congotronics, lee perry and the upsetters, u-roy, i-roy, the gap band, zapp, rare earth, the isley brothers, melle mel and the furious five, wesley willis, earth wind and fire, john coltrane, charlie parker, miles davis, ornette coleman, art tatum, stevie wonder, cal tjader, kool keith/ dr. doom/ dr. octagon, curtis mayfield, duane eddy, slick rick, artie shaw, tommy guerrero, miguelito valdez, tito puente, the st. vincent latinaires, the dirtbombs, blind lemon jefferson, the 5,6,7,8's, creedence, falco, the john spencer blues explosion, the sundays, schooly-d, parliament/funkadelic, joe tex, sly and the family stone, ofo and the black company, and the greatest band in history, PONG. please add a few additonal emo bands at this point to increase my cool quotient

Movies:

leonard pt. 6, the 5000 fingers of dr.t, jade, meet joe black, the legend of 1900, deathsport, metalstorm, krull, malone, cocaine wars, sharkey's machine, and any other collosal pieces of b movie shit

Television:

manimal, the misfits of science, knight rider, automan, mr. show, the ben stiller show, sons and daughters, curb your enthusiasm, entourage, the red foxx show, good times, what's happening?, any show starring david caruso

Books:

the master and marguerita, the baron in the trees, the wind up bird chronicle, the tale of the unknown island, the bear came over the mountain, the sweet science, groucho and me, 5 on the outside and pretty much anything by outlaw vern.

Heroes:

satchel paige, dave chapelle, william shatner, bill laimbeer, and anyone else who made a difference while being preposterous. also: jomac, big daddy t, rmm, bugtron, the mephisto d'allambra, meadows, dancliff, mancoat, downchild, the admiral butch huskey, jaybs, combo, total recall, soul scorcher, blue truck matty, nate narthax, sparo, and da crazy, thick robot. and horatio caine....not david caruso, i mean horatio fucking caine!

My Blog

soul vs. the void

i remember thinking that i was gonna start doing some more positive blogs like about how much i enjoy puppies and shit, but that's not nearly as fun as railing on about annoying shit that i can't stan...
Posted by Mr. Freedom on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 06:55:00 PST

Idiocracy

It's getting to a point where i can't even go to the grocery store anymore. it's official. i'm becoming totally disconnected with the human race. the complete and total dumbing down of the world as a ...
Posted by Mr. Freedom on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 03:48:00 PST

DEAREST MOTHERFUCKER!

alright, i'm well aware of the fact that if you go out on the town and have one too many adult beverages, chances are, you may invite some lame shit to happen. but i don't think i really deserved this...
Posted by Mr. Freedom on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 04:58:00 PST

again....sorry

alright, i promised myself that i wasn't gonna do another one of these blog things unless it was something sunny and bright, cuz most (all?) of them have been pretty scathing and negative. but then th...
Posted by Mr. Freedom on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 04:41:00 PST

music survey

alright, so i've seen a million of these fucking things on myspace, so i thought i'd try my hand at one myself.favorite band (by genre):hip-hop - immortal techniquehardcore/punk - bad brainsjazz - cha...
Posted by Mr. Freedom on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 05:22:00 PST

when i stab them, will they bleed green?

so i was having lunch today with my mom when she reminded me of something that made my skin crawl: "hey, it's st. patricks day on saturday". ahh st. paddy's in victoria. is there no other more FUCKING...
Posted by Mr. Freedom on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 02:43:00 PST

charter cruise

when i go to sleep tonight (which i don't think i will by the way) i'm gonna have way too much mental snot clogging my head. so instead i'll stay up and i'll think about everything i love about charte...
Posted by Mr. Freedom on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 02:29:00 PST

ENOUGH

if i see another 16 year old douchebag honky pimp-walking fuckhole with a g-unit t-shirt, i'm gonna go all gangsta and cap one of those little bastards! i wasn't aware that "fiddy" had so many g-unit ...
Posted by Mr. Freedom on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 10:29:00 PST

something my fiance needs me to do

1. When was the last time you drank?4 days ago2. Where did u drink at?panos'3. How did you get home?drove (yeah, i know)4. Have you ever been kicked out of a bar?only once, but several more on account...
Posted by Mr. Freedom on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 11:25:00 PST

the end of days

when there's a holiday that coincides anywhere near a canucks home game, fear the worst. i spent my halloween lying ever so peacefully on my couch watching dvd'ed television because i crave instant gr...
Posted by Mr. Freedom on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 11:10:00 PST