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About Me

living a life of diseased sarcasm

My Interests

boozing, boozers, boning, banging, backbreaking, ball busting, bros, boys, bitches, bastards, books, boats, bikes, battles, bands, babes, beards, beds, beasts, boners, boobs, backbones, broken bones, black eyes, bygones, backstabbers, bartenders, bloodbaths, being broke, buggery, and bullshit.

I'd like to meet:

boozers, bangers, dirtbags, douchebags, skids, bros and ho's.

Music:

daddy's hands, patsy cline, pride tiger, the reigning sound, shellac, big black, shocking blue, silkworm, sonic youth, spaceman 3, s.t.r.e.e.t.s., sun o))), t rex, thin lizzy, a javelin reign,three mile pilot, tragedy, hank williams, led zepplin, wanda jackson, dead kennedys, 13th floor elevators, dead meadow, dinaosaur jr, doc watson, dock boggs, flower travellin band, hot snakes.....

Movies:

documentaries and porn

Television:

cold case files and unsolved mysteries

Books:

Dictionary, Thesaurus.

Heroes:

rest in peace, koko.

My Blog

444am. insomnia due to my clairvoyance. must dumb down brain.

Top 12.No changing the order, now.1. tracy2. camie3. nicole4. toss5. gnarwell6. shuga7. dallas8. adam9. sarah10. rangus11. dirty12. skynardz1. Have you ever kissed number 7?nope.2. What's the best mem...
Posted by roxane on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 01:47:00 PST

give me pizza or give me death

cause eating pizza is the best.no wait, bacon cheeseburgers are.mmmhungry harry
Posted by roxane on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 12:03:00 PST

oh yeah... its cant sleep time

1. I've come to realize that my last kiss ... secret2. I am listening to ... buzzing3. I talk ... too much4. I love ... my friends5. My friends ... are the best6. My first real kiss ... was something ...
Posted by roxane on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:09:00 PST

capricorn... man 24 years of bad luck.. not cool

Once you have opened this bulletin, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, ...
Posted by roxane on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 10:20:00 PST

just because

im a dishwasheri wear shitty clothesi have highly visable tattoosi have the names of girls tattooed on my handi have a tattoo of a word that ends in broi dont wear makeupim a bit of tomboy skidi have ...
Posted by roxane on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 12:11:00 PST

what i learned today

before i even left my bed.you can lick your own elbow. its impossible!
Posted by roxane on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:49:00 PST

ive got a hangover. ouchy.

WITH 2006 COMING TO AN END HAVE YOU..1. Have you had any relationships this year?yeah. only one really. 2. Have you had your birthday yet?nope, a couple more days.3. Seen Happy Feet yet?no4.Been pushe...
Posted by roxane on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:10:00 PST

and i thought pterodactyl's were extinct?!

http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=32561my fav is about 30 seconds in, whats that little guy in the front doing?!
Posted by roxane on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 07:32:00 PST

this year. im bored.

1.) Where did you live in 2006?vancouver and toronto2.) What was your status by Valentine's Day?i was in a relationship3.) Were you in school (anytime this year)?nein4.) How did you earn your keep?per...
Posted by roxane on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 02:40:00 PST

fuck me.

ive taken a job doing surveys via telephone. what the fuck has my life become?someone want to lend me their shoulder, or pick me up out of this ditch?oh wait. youre all over there.jerks. get over here...
Posted by roxane on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 12:26:00 PST