Rocking. rolling. smoking a bowl-ing. glory hole-ing. rhyming. good timing. ruckusing. wrestling. making a mess-ing, tickle trunking. junking. krunking. down in a funk-ing. chinese checkers, scrabbling. nonsense babbling. vintage bikes and muscle cars. big scars. moustaches and handle bars. peep shows. creep shows. roller skates and derby girls. pig tails and curly curls. city squirrels. and birds. and bugs. and mr. brown. feeling down. without sound. gutters and ditches. hitting the switches... sweating, heavy petting. tar and feathers. stormy weather; thunder, lightening. love that is frightening. over hyping. stereo typing. alphabetizing. criminalizing. roller coasting. marshmallow roasting. watching the sun rise. wearing a disguise. tight pants. a lot of dance. a second chance. belly-ache laughing, mid-morning napping. did i say rapping? loving n' not leaving, believing, dream weaving...
People interest me but generally I don't like them.
I'm not really interested in meeting anyone.
I've met everyone I'm interested and uninterested in meeting.
I'm uninterested.
And uninteresting.
And I'll likely find you to be the same.
I like to listen to music through headphones. With the sound off.
AC/DC
AEROSMITH
BUTTHOLE SURFERS
the CONSTANTINES
the DETROIT COBRAS
EXMODELS
FUGAZI
LULLABYE ARKESTRA
the MAGENTIC FIELDS
MERCURY REV
ONEIDA
PAVEMENT
RFTC
the ROLLING STONES
SEBADOH
PATTI SMITH
the TALKING HEADS
TELEVISION
the WEAKERTHANS
WEEN
VIOLENT FEMMES
Annie
Batman (all of them)
Beetlejuice
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Cry Baby
Flashdance
The Goonies
Heathers
James and the Giant Peach
Microcosmos
My Life without Me
The Peanut Butter Solution
Pee Wee’s Big Adventure
Pretty in Pink
Return to Oz
The Secret Adventure’s of Tom Thumb
Slums of Bevery Hills
Toy Story
Trekkies
Voyage of the Rock Aliens
Waiting for Guffman
Watership Down
Weird Science
Whore
Women's Prison Massacre
Television is a slow suicide. It is the tit that milks poor relationships, social anxieties and the avoiding of reality. I don't think it's any worse than drugs or alcohol. Television offers the comfort and illusion that you're not as fucked as the next guy.
But I'd bet my television you are.
ANTM
the Colbert Report
Freaks and Geeks
FUTURAMA
King of the Hill
Laverne and Shirley
Little Britain
Lost
Penguins behind Bars
PEE WEE'S PLAYHOUSE
Three's Company
Weeds
When Surgical Tools get left Behind
WONDER SHOWZEN
When I say FAVOURITES what I really mean are the only books I've ever read. Obviously.
Dahl, JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH
Dickens, OLIVER TWIST
Easton Ellis, GLAMORAMA
Freire, PEDAGOGY OF THE OPPRESSED
GarcÃa Márque, 100 YEARS OF SOLITUDE
Selby Jr, REQUIEM FOR A DREAM
Susann, VALLEY OF THE DOLLS
Weiss, MANY LIVES, MANY MASTERS
Hero schmero.