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on top of rock bottom

Sailing the high seas on my own private chesterfield...

About Me

I worship dirt. I'm too sexy for church and too smart for school.

I have a broken heart. And a broken back.
And if I didn't I'd be on roller skates.
Breaking yours.

I made these slideshows from the October 28th, 2006 UNKNOWN UNKNOWN party photos.

My Interests

Rocking. rolling. smoking a bowl-ing. glory hole-ing. rhyming. good timing. ruckusing. wrestling. making a mess-ing, tickle trunking. junking. krunking. down in a funk-ing. chinese checkers, scrabbling. nonsense babbling. vintage bikes and muscle cars. big scars. moustaches and handle bars. peep shows. creep shows. roller skates and derby girls. pig tails and curly curls. city squirrels. and birds. and bugs. and mr. brown. feeling down. without sound. gutters and ditches. hitting the switches... sweating, heavy petting. tar and feathers. stormy weather; thunder, lightening. love that is frightening. over hyping. stereo typing. alphabetizing. criminalizing. roller coasting. marshmallow roasting. watching the sun rise. wearing a disguise. tight pants. a lot of dance. a second chance. belly-ache laughing, mid-morning napping. did i say rapping? loving n' not leaving, believing, dream weaving...

I'd like to meet:

People interest me but generally I don't like them.
I'm not really interested in meeting anyone.
I've met everyone I'm interested and uninterested in meeting.
I'm uninterested.
And uninteresting.
And I'll likely find you to be the same.

Music:

I like to listen to music through headphones. With the sound off.

AC/DC
AEROSMITH

BUTTHOLE SURFERS
the CONSTANTINES
the DETROIT COBRAS
EXMODELS
FUGAZI
LULLABYE ARKESTRA
the MAGENTIC FIELDS
MERCURY REV
ONEIDA
PAVEMENT
RFTC
the ROLLING STONES
SEBADOH
PATTI SMITH
the TALKING HEADS
TELEVISION
the WEAKERTHANS
WEEN
VIOLENT FEMMES

Movies:

Annie
Batman (all of them)
Beetlejuice
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Cry Baby
Flashdance
The Goonies
Heathers
James and the Giant Peach
Microcosmos
My Life without Me
The Peanut Butter Solution
Pee Wee’s Big Adventure
Pretty in Pink
Return to Oz
The Secret Adventure’s of Tom Thumb
Slums of Bevery Hills
Toy Story
Trekkies
Voyage of the Rock Aliens

Waiting for Guffman
Watership Down
Weird Science

Whore
Women's Prison Massacre

Television:

Television is a slow suicide. It is the tit that milks poor relationships, social anxieties and the avoiding of reality. I don't think it's any worse than drugs or alcohol. Television offers the comfort and illusion that you're not as fucked as the next guy.

But I'd bet my television you are.

ANTM
the Colbert Report
Freaks and Geeks
FUTURAMA
King of the Hill
Laverne and Shirley
Little Britain
Lost
Penguins behind Bars
PEE WEE'S PLAYHOUSE

Three's Company
Weeds
When Surgical Tools get left Behind
WONDER SHOWZEN

Books:

When I say FAVOURITES what I really mean are the only books I've ever read. Obviously.

Dahl, JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH

Dickens, OLIVER TWIST
Easton Ellis, GLAMORAMA
Freire, PEDAGOGY OF THE OPPRESSED
García Márque, 100 YEARS OF SOLITUDE
Selby Jr, REQUIEM FOR A DREAM
Susann, VALLEY OF THE DOLLS
Weiss, MANY LIVES, MANY MASTERS

Heroes:

Hero schmero.

My Blog

BORAT: My opinion

BoratDirected by Larry CharlesStarring Sacha Baron Cohen and Ken DavitianI saw Borat last night. Yeah it was funny. I laughed.I wasn't familiar with the character before I entered the theatre. I knew ...
Posted by Janinius on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 09:18:00 PST

movie watching and my opinion

Mr Brown and I have spent a lot of time together in 4 months. We watch a lot of movies. I figured last week we've easily seen 50 since mid August. Some may consider this behaviour to be pathetic but I...
Posted by Janinius on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 10:15:00 PST

HELP A GIRL OUT?

REMEMBER THIS?Monday, October 02, 2006Help a girl out? Current mood: desperateYEAH. WELL. THINGS HAVEN'T CHANGE. WAIT. YES. THEY HAVE. IT'S MORE DIRE NOW.Friends,I just posted this in a bulletin but i...
Posted by Janinius on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 01:26:00 PST

READ MY LIPS: A lipstick review

Roxane went to some shit party and they gave her free shit for coming. You know the kind. For what it's worth she didn't say it was a shit party. I did. Because it must have been. I guess in her opini...
Posted by Janinius on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 05:11:00 PST

My appalling walk home...

Today has been strange and it's not nearly over.Last night I slept but it was one of those half conscious sleeps full of nightmares and peculiarities. I dreamt that I was a heroine addict and my dog d...
Posted by Janinius on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 02:07:00 PST

i'm happy. really.

i'm happy. really.i just have a terrible sense of humour.it's called dark.cynical.andAWESOME.see.you see?i like myself.i'm tall,lightand handsome.and funny.and happy.all this depressed talk.i'm just k...
Posted by Janinius on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 10:55:00 PST

i forgot to tell you, roomate number one

i forgot to tell you,roomate number onethe other night that man i like was over.we were watching movies in my roomand had a bit of a tummy ache.i think we ate something bad.i ran to the bathroomknowin...
Posted by Janinius on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 10:19:00 PST

dear roomate number one

dear roomate number onewho is only number one because he lived here first(just incase roomate number two reads this)when you are on tour the phone doesnt ring.it almost doesnt exsist.i like that.im go...
Posted by Janinius on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 07:58:00 PST

speaking of orange

i feel a case of bloggerhea coming on. if only that were my only problem.i have an hour to killbefore i spend a few hours at the hospital.no electrocution this time.just a bit of claustrophobiaand lou...
Posted by Janinius on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 07:21:00 PST

...TOO GOOD TO THROW AWAY

Oh. My Lanta.It's been less than 3 hours since I posted previous blog.I've had 63 reads thus far.I don't know how I feel about this.I'm dumbfounded for so many reasons?Does Bret "the hitman" Hart have...
Posted by Janinius on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 11:27:00 PST