John Reign

I’m a complicated individual but who isn’t! But one thing’s for sure, I am one CRAZY mother when it comes to cracking jokes! My humor is fuckin WICKEDLY funny that I can guarantee YOU that someday, you’ll either say that John Reign is one of the funniest friends you had, or just really fucked up in the head!When it comes to friendship, I’m usually the guiding light dude just like Gandalf in Lord of the Rings the wizard with a huge flashlight! What a weak ass wizard, can you tell me ONE thing Gandalf ever did in Return of the King that was in any way fuckin important other than “lighting” the way with his huge ass flashlight! I HATED that movie coz I was expecting more from a wizard! Shit, the movie could do WITHOUT Gandalf and just give everyone else a flashlight and everyone would do fine.Do you know who Gandalf is? He is like Harry Potter in his senior years coz Harry Potter don’t do shit either! I’m sorry, I drifted from what I’m supposed to be doing here. Well ANYWAY, obviously I’m spontaneous when it comes to conversations coz I speak my mind like a trucker in the middle of the freeway with my middle finger straight at you!Ah but for the ladies, I just MELT! I tone everything down and keep it on the downlow coz women should be treated with more respect! Actually, majority of the closest friends I have are women coz sometimes you get tired of hanging with the boys with no sense of direction and probably the most important thing you ever did during the day was re-adjusting your crotch.Ah but I like hanging with the ladies coz it mellows and balances things out for me. Its like, you can’t hang too much with your dad throughout your childhood coz you might end up to be some punk kid, and you can’t hang too much with your mom or sisters coz you’ll probably grow up gay! Yin and Yang baby, you gotta learn how to live your life on the greyscale!http://www.geocities.com/forever_reign/resume.swf