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*Attention! Read before going any further!* 1st, I would like to thank you for stopping past my page and before you send me a message or comment, please take some short time and read this paragraph also while listen to my profile song...
First, To the people who want to send me messages asking me bullshit like "you wanna hook up" or "hey boo I wanna chill wit u 2nite", and I dont even know you??? DON'T. A. your wasting your time because I am in a commited relationship with my boyfriend and B. What type of stupid FUCK do you think I am going to hook up and/or chill with some random person that I was introduced with using that stupid ass message. Just helping you save some time and energy.
2nd,For those people who want to send me a message about getting a damn $1000 Kaufmann's gift card or some damn free make-up I suggest you don't because I will find a way to send yall worthless, time wasting muthafuckers some messages yal will never forget. Yall are terribly annoying and make me sick...
Connecting that is 3, in which I state that people who send me comments regarding getting a free Iphone or advertisments containing bullshit like "people are lying when they say penis size doesnt really count" will be subject to disciplinary actions up to and possibly exceeding what I stated 2nd.
4th, People who send me hate mail. I was recently called a nigger. That was funny. But anyways, you can go ahead and send me whatever hate you want. This one girl is proof of how I ripped her open and blasted her on Myspace (hilarious!) and then I completley embarrased her ass. So honestly I find it funny because you must be lame and have no life to go out of your way and type some hate mail with a girl who is better than you who will just laugh and STILL ignore you. Unfortunatley, your desperate scream for my attention will fail. Sorry.
And finally, 5th in which people who send me messages about my page layout. I make them myself....its CUSTOMIZED! It took me a long time to learn and Im still learniing. I will not do one for you, unless you offer me money or at least some type of fair trade. You can go to the forums on myspace or search on the internet as myspace div layouts and that's all the advice I can give you. So dont waste your time asking. But you can still compliment me. Go head, I know you want to. My page is nice.
Everyone is doing surveys on Myspace to have people get to know them, well I decided to make my own one
What's your name?:Ebony
What would you like to be called:Ebony
Are you currently employed:Yes
Do you like your job: HELL NO!
Why not:Because Prc (poorly run corporation) is the worst sack of shit I have ever been at in my life. The favortitism, lack of organization, illogicalness, idoiocy, and reatardation is absolutley sickning. Yuck.
Fuck Eric Hatchett!:What? Yup, Eric Hatchett is a bitch.
You know who else is a bitch:Thers is alot of them...
Her name starts with a B and she's a dumb cunt crack whore Oh yea, AUX 6 THIS BITCH!
Anyone you hate right now:Not really hate but there are about 6 girls and 4 boys that I wish would burn in the toilets of hell.
Are you bold enough to name these people: Oh trust me, those bitches KNOW who the fuck they are and if they don't they some dumb bitches!
Think fast!
Half Baked:Greatest weed movie ever
Pumpkin pie:Sweet potatoe is bett
er
White or black:In what context?
Training Day or Man on Fire: Man on Fire. Ab-so-fuckin-lutley
3-somes: 2 girls 1 guy, 2 guys 1 girl, 3 girls? What type, it depends
2 girls 1 guy:Eventually
2 guys 1 girl:Hell yes
3 girls:no.
Best feature:? Ask the boys
Biggest accomplishment:Being the shit
Biggest failure:Richard Weems
Fuck those other test who care about what ice cream I like.