Cuba, Christmas + the Spread Party |
So we had our first Spread party last night and it went pretty darn well. After some teeth biting knees knocking empty space at the beginning slowly but surely it filled up and people danced. people d...
Posted by Unicorn Girl on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 05:15:00 PST |
Bouncers |
Last week a bouncer asked me the funniest thing...
B: "Is that your body?"
Me: "Um? What, who elses body could it be?"
B: "Are you single? Could I take you home tonight?"
Me: "Hahahahah...No."
As if I...
Posted by Unicorn Girl on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 04:17:00 PST |
Q Baaaa |
Jeno and I are busting over the waves and the dolphins and heading to the sunny climes of Cuba in December. We have decided to relieve ourselves of the mist and the rain and the greyness and play fuck...
Posted by Unicorn Girl on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 02:46:00 PST |
Carnie |
Carnival Rules.
yes yes so I had work at 7 am on Monday which was brasse but I drank lots and lots of sugary coffee which made the inside of my head buzz as well as creating a rather uncontrolable gri...
Posted by Unicorn Girl on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 02:53:00 PST |
Doo Doo Doo |
today i got home from work and the dog had shat in my room. after becoming rather hysterical i had to clean it up using copius amounts of loo roll, 2 sets of rubber gloves and lots of bleach spray. as...
Posted by Unicorn Girl on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 05:28:00 PST |
Burgular Betty |
I have burgular betty/cat knapping skills that enabled me to successfully break into County Hall on Thursday/Friday (it was midnight).
The aim of this cat-knapping mission was to determine whether or ...
Posted by Unicorn Girl on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 04:31:00 PST |
Bi Cyc El |
I have a bicycle that is all white, including the tyres and the wheels. i was cycling meandering home from being mrs. whippy on friday attempting to hold onto some cardboard boxes needed to make a rob...
Posted by Unicorn Girl on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 02:24:00 PST |
Budgie Man/ Big Issue Man |
So Tourist Day is going to be the best day of the summer clearly, also because it is my 20th birthday. You all want to have a tag (so choose a name and a country, you all have to be different one...
Posted by Unicorn Girl on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 09:07:00 PST |
Cherries & Twisters & Battlekat |
so today we made a battlekat video and i got to wear these super super gold leather gloves that made my hands look separate from my body. and 11 of us had to attack a man in a pink bunny suit and jump...
Posted by Unicorn Girl on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 03:52:00 PST |
supergirl to the rescue |
so piccadilly 3am mucho busy and olivia and clara are all like that guy is totally checking out peoples bags and i'm like la lala. then a bus arrives and this guy sneaks round and tries stealing whils...
Posted by Unicorn Girl on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 04:03:00 PST |
