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Whatever Heather

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About Me



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My Interests

.......white teeth, Rainbow Brite paraphenalia, uncut doodles, anything lush and green, Jonbenet Pictures, fingerless gloves, nudey runs, cool candy from the 80's like Polywaffles, bubble writing, sleep, reversable vests and pash rash.

Music:

.....Tori victim Amos, Amanda Lear, Roisin Murphy , Goldfrapp, Joni Mitchell, The Gossip, Antony and the Johnsons, CSS, Portishead, Bjork, Scissor Sisters, Garbage, Daft Punk, Hot Chip, Air, Peaches, Miss Kittin, The Knife, and my 80s queens Kate Bush and Madonna. My music taste is pretty Lesbo but any trashy tunes usually gets me off.

Movies:

.....anything that makes me want to kill myself or fall in love all over again. Dancer in the Dark, Irreversable, Eternal Sunshine, Headwig and the Angry Inch, Mulholland Drive, Amelie, Pink Flamingo, To kill a mocking Bird, The Shining, Frida, Crash, You me and everyone else we know, Squid and the Whale, Shortbus, Anything Tim Burton pre willy

Television:

Kill your TV

Books:

Wait till its made into a movie

My Blog

Dont Chip those teeth on those prison bars

Last time I wrote I was sitting In my undies eating cabbage in Pooland. This time I'm sitting butt Naked In a Prison celll themed Sex Club In San Francisco . How did I get here???So I did Th...
Posted by Whatever Heather on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 12:14:00 PST

Dolly Daydream

Well Girlfriend,Im back in Pooland a day before heading up to the Baltic sea to meet up with Jy and Erin. I have a pair of jeans 2 shirts 3 sets of undies and 16 pairs of fluro lycra. All a boy needs...
Posted by Whatever Heather on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 09:31:00 PST

egyptian lover

I need to write soo much ...But after a "I know how to party Dontella Versace " night. I spilt a appletini all over my mac and broke my wrist bouncing of clouds on the Christchurch Church. Once my wri...
Posted by Whatever Heather on Sun, 06 May 2007 06:06:00 PST

tight jeans just saved my life

Sometimes life just turns to shit. Not just a little dop poo on the ground. We are talking about fresh sloopy hot shit that is dripping out of a cows ass while flies buzz around getting off on the ste...
Posted by Whatever Heather on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 06:58:00 PST

They buried her with a Butter bean bouquet

So Little Amsterdam,After 10 days straight serving ebi goyaza, Myself Erin and Mia legged it to catch our flight. The flight attendant ( Robbie Willaims look alike) got us a whiskey we then realised t...
Posted by Whatever Heather on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 02:48:00 PST

blog on your face

I have been such a fat slack bitch when it has come to writting a blog. So I'm trying to remember all the shit that has happened without going on  random tangents like the irish do with all their...
Posted by Whatever Heather on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 02:05:00 PST

I still got the Dirrty in me

There I stood in My Geri Halliwells (MBTS) at a Pink concert. I was about a foot taller than everyone there....... also i was the only one that liked pikachu..it..was lesboteen..central... The concert...
Posted by Whatever Heather on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 10:56:00 PST

Anyone for Badmitton?

Well well knickers,I left cardiff without seeing my family castle........ spent most of my time in bed while..Jy shagged..Renee Zellweger.., It was great as Letty was an angel and she had a..accommoda...
Posted by Whatever Heather on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 06:44:00 PST

Hairless

You can never plan what's going to happen when you travel. I decided to change my trip. Post pone everything because I've fallen in love ........His bigHis oldHis dirtyHe loves a Guinness.His name is ...
Posted by Whatever Heather on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 07:33:00 PST

Does your Crap deserve a flag?

Well I..ve vomited twice in 2 days and Jy is as sick as a Dog... Jy and I had a final trashy night in Warsaw, which included 2 litres of vodka, a punk party and me spitting peanuts at beauty queens at...
Posted by Whatever Heather on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 10:59:00 PST