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Lord Snotton

I AM TRYING TO GET IN CONTACT WITH MINA. I MISS MY WIFE. IF ANYONE FROM NAMIBIA KNOWS HER PUT HER IN

About Me

I live in a little town called Cranbrook. I studied at St Bede's in Hailsham. I am currently studying in Weston-Super-Mare, where I am having a great time (mainly because my friend Jenni is amazing and makes everyday a pleasure. Sometimes the only thing that gets me up in the morning is seeing her beautiful eyes and vulomptuos buttocks). I hope one day to become a proffesional actor. I have a father and a mother called Linde and John and tul, and two sisters Ruth and Sophie (also a dog called gwen and).At uni I have many friends. Many many friends or pals as I like to call them. My best friend is obviously tul despite the fact he shaved of my beard while i was asleep. I live with a man called Jacob Auberry McCrory who likes the Cunt. I also live with a happening dude named Yiannis Backergorges who sometimes smells like cabbage. Another 'housy' is Jumsy who reminds me of a Kangeroo. Rich knows everything about everything (but not that I once went skinny dipping). Also on my course is a girl called Lauren who fancies me. Emily is blonde.I spent three monthes in Namibia where I got married. I havnt seen my wife in 9 monthes.

My Interests

Going to the Theatre, hanging out with Jenni, spending time with the real family, spending time with the underground family, taking long walks in the counrtry,

I'd like to meet:

Oliver Reed, J R R Tolkin, the Queen, david tucker, the average working class man who sruggles to put food on the table- he could scrub my shoes and wipe my botton for some extra cash, tul, the ss, mina..........again

Music:

Classical Music. Particually Handel. Anyhting form the 60's 70's and 80's.anything that ecourages people to swim around in their own excramate.

Movies:

pump friction, horney cream pie close ups, anything distastful, put your cock in the key hole and say freeze,Kasablanca in her face, DOGupMAma, Battle of Britain, Romper Stomper, Bambi, bambo, bamba , bam, me.

Television:

Cops, tul

Books:

promt copy

Heroes:

Winston Churchil, Oliver Reed, Jenni Dean, Angus Dunican, James Ward, George Bush, the average working man who sweats for for my dinner and irons my slacks , tul, me,