Well there are a lot of things that you can say about yourself. Good and bad things. Well i will say that the good thing is that i am a funny and good guy the bad thing is i am loud and a little bit childish sometimes. I am a serious comic book collector that has began to get himself a little bit away from comic books because i dont have money to spend on comic books and there is no comic book shop in town. Anyway just keep also inn mind that i cook, dress on my own and get cleaned on my own by the way i know how to tigh my shoe lashes
Arty Kid
Whether you were a drama freak or an emo poet, you definitely were expressive and unique.
You're probably a little less weird these days - but even more talented!
Who Were You In High School?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: JOHNNY BOY
Birthday: 19/12/6078 i'M a secret agent sent back through time to save the human race against stingy money tight greek people
Birthplace: Turkey it is the best place in the WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Current Location: my mecca turkey i love it so much i can't shit right
Eye Color: black like coal
Hair Color: black like africans
Height: 8'9 with my rocket boots on
Right Handed or Left Handed: in the future we don't have hands
Your Heritage: persians
The Shoes You Wore Today: my infa red slippers which simulate licking dogs
Your Weakness: crptonite it's aggravates my skin
Your Fears: chicken
Your Perfect Pizza: two heads and webbed feet
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: buying a foot spa
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i'm not really that straight hee hee
Thoughts First Waking Up: is my penis really that small
Your Best Physical Feature: i could actually have sex with the drummer from mcfly
Your Bedtime: there is no concept of time in the 9000
Your Most Missed Memory: teen movies i lloved herbie fully loaded oscar!!!
Pepsi or Coke: niether i don't do drugs
MacDonalds or Burger King: sometimes my mom wipes my ass
Single or Group Dates: obviously she's out of my league
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: she's got a lip ring with five colours in her hair
Chocolate or Vanilla: thnwe4y56ioq3yrtwnertg3opw79efw/.dklufy over load malfunction
Cappuccino or Coffee: sorry my computer brain just went in to overload questions to challanging
Do you Smoke: when i blow a fuse
Do you Swear: i'm sorry what?????
Do you Sing: i'm still trying to programme my voice like usher
Do you Shower Daily: i don't shower i would rust
Have you Been in Love: with my first apple computer she's a classic like marilyn monroe
Do you want to go to College: who my great auntie babs
Do you want to get Married: sometimes when i sleep i dream of acrobatic dwarfs
Do you belive in yourself: they smile at me and suck my hairy third nipple
Do you get Motion Sickness: and when i get really excited they hand bang in my general groin area
Do you think you are Attractive: and then something happens and foam explodes around my joy stick
Are you a Health Freak: i feel alive!!!!!!!!
Do you get along with your Parents: my parents died 8000 years ago
Do you like Thunderstorms: can you not use that term because in the future it's politically incorrect
Do you play an Instrument: yes my joy stick
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: my pet wood louse thinks i don't pay her enough attention
In the past month have you Smoked: she sometimes looks at me funny
In the past month have you gone on a Date: when i washed long lousy looks she gave mer a pout and licked my dinky
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i got a love letter from my sister
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: she was explaining that mke her and a ham sandwhich
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: me her and baps wooohooo
In the past month have you been on Stage: ummmmmm sister and baps
In the past month have you been Dumped: ohohohohohohohoh yeah
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: anyway thats too much of my sister
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: my sisters virginity
Ever been Drunk: it was toight
Ever been called a Tease: toight toight like the babys bottom i had yesterday
Ever been Beaten up: yes when the father of the boy walked in on me teaching him how to blow up a man
Ever Shoplifted: it is really easy i am available to teach 6-12 year olds
How do you want to Die: at the hands of my maker spider man
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: spider-man
What country would you most like to Visit: turkey it is great
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: black like coal
Favourite Hair Color: black like jamaicans
Short or Long Hair: long long long long long toe nails
Height: o8437563wio47rtywoeirutyoweirtyl3wku4r
Weight: p034867203945867230945867-3458967
Best Clothing Style: fun thongs
Number of Drugs I have taken: both pepsi and coke
Number of CDs I own: 3
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: my mum would go mad
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not seeing my mums gooch before it was ripped of by mountain cats
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
You Should Learn Japanese
You're cutting edge, and you are ready to delve into wacky Japanese culture.
From Engrish to eating contests, you're born to be a crazy gaijin. Saiko!
What Language Should You Learn?
This layout is from WhateverLife.com; get yours today!
