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Vitamin C

We'll laugh in the car.

About Me

I look like Gary Busey in the morning and I lie down when brushing my teeth. I'm one of the worst procrastinators you'll ever meet. so please don't try to loan me anything, no matter how much you think I will like it, 'cause you will never see it again.I'm a woman of strikingly simple tastes.I'm into comforting the disturbed, which explains why I own so many blankets.I'm unable to stop buying scented lotion and mints, and cheap costume jewelry that makes me look a little like my Grandma Brillia (who, by the way, was the best fuckin' grandma ever).I tend to touch my nose when ponderous.My mascara is always smudged and I can't wear lipstick without looking like Baby Jane.I mutter too much in traffic and occasionally roll my eyes like a 12 year old.I really like bacon.

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My Interests

Doorways and two lane highways. Black and white photography. Hops and grapes. Listmaking. Anything I don't have to try on. Wining it up on the weekends. Laughing with and at my family. Freckles and dimples. Grub and talking about grub. Gustatory indulgence at the three best places in STL: Iron Barley, Atlas, and Blues City Deli. Hot coffee and sourdough. Chair and table dancing. Cat naps, and long, impromptu Sunday drives with fried chicken at the end.

I'd like to meet:

-Those who laugh loudly and often. Snorting is a plus, and will endear you to me forever.I'd really like to meet anyone who will admit that they loathe "Grey's Anatomy." Surely such people exist.Someone who'll name a sandwich after me.The other person who loved "I Heart Huckabees" and "Men Don't Leave."I'm also looking for people to help me create a new think tank. I'm just not sure what we'll think about. (Imperialists need not apply).Oh, and Steve Martin, Willie Nelson, George Carlin, Helen Thomas, David Gregory, Christopher Hitchens, Tina Fey, Eli Whitney, Fred Ward, Albert Brooks, Bruce Eric Kaplan, Charles Barsotti, and Roz Chast.People I don't want to meet:Anyone with nothing but skanks on his page, unless of course, you're Bill Maher.People who make use of the world "Holla."People who gleefully claim "I CAN read, I just don't."

Music:

KDHX, KFUO, The Wood, 93.3. Drive By Truckers, Bela Fleck, Bottlerockets, Lucinda Williams, Golden Palominos, The Verve, Paris Combo, Stanley Jordan, MMJ, Bill Frisell, Neil Young, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Prince, Morphine, Neil Finn, Matt Johnson, Chris Whitley, Maceo Parker, Jeff Buckley, Cat Power, Groove Armada, you know: shit like that.

Movies:

Crimes and Misdemeanors, Annie Hall, Ghost World, Waiting for Guffman, The Cruise, Manhunter, Orphans, anything by John Sayles and/or including David Straithairn, Bob Roberts, anything with Laura Linney, Holly Hunter, or Frances McDormand, Men Don't Leave, Silent Night, Bloody Night, Career Girls, Naked, Manny and Lo, Antonia and Jane, Control Room, Riding Giants, Blue in the Face, Planes, Trains and Automobiles, the Coen Bros oeuvre, Touching the Void, and that unintentionally hilarious documentary about Ron Jeremy.

Television:

Charlie Rose, Huff, Homicide (may they rest in peace), Simpsons, Daily Show, CBS Sunday Morning, The Office, Weekend Update, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Globe Trekker, Antiques Roadshow and, a very guilty pleasure, What Not To Wear.

Books:

A Prayer for Owen Meaney, The Conquest of Happiness, My Secret History, For the Sake of Argument, Who Will Run the Frog Hospital?, The Giant's House, Here's Your Hat; What's Your Hurry?, The Worldy Philosophers, Impossible Vacation. Pretty much everything by Barbara Ehrenreich, Christopher Hitchens, Paul Theroux, The Sedaris Family, Fran Leibowitz, and Anthony Lane.Currently, I'm halfway through George Packer's excellent "The Assassin's Gate" about America in Iraq. Check it out--you'll be glad you did. I'm also still slogging through Rebecca West's "Black Lamb and Grey Falcon" (it's only been 5 years!) and Richard Dawkins' "The Ancestor's Tale".I have a serious magazine problem. I love the feel, look, and smell of them. Have you seen Stop Smiling? They're on line at stopsmilingonline.com.

Heroes:

Gastroenterologists and other sewage workers. Myles Hunt, Brad Nelson, James Ford III, Christopher G. Flores.

My Blog

Enough about me. What do YOU think about me?

Lolly and Big Breck Blonde tagged me.  I will exact my revenge at a later date, when they least expect it.  I'll be like Chris Eliot under the stairs.  The rules of this particular gam...
Posted by Vitamin C on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 05:09:00 PST

Execution Style

Hey, everyone!  As I'm sure you all know, Saddam bites it tonight.  Or perhaps he's already bitten it by now.  Last night I was watching CNN (or maybe it was Fox--they all look alike) ...
Posted by Vitamin C on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 05:32:00 PST

The Other "N" Word and Dogs on My Space

I'm all out of bile and venom today, so I have no urge to write anything myself.  I did come across these two articles in Slate.  How do you feel about using the N word for Bu...
Posted by Vitamin C on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 07:29:00 PST

Dude, Get Your Rosary off My Ovaries!

Attention, Ladies! Our fearless leader has appointed a new man to make decisions for us silly women.  Dr. Eric Keroack is the hew deputy assistant secretary of population affairs, which is p...
Posted by Vitamin C on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 10:15:00 PST

Veterans Day

Posted By:WoodyGet this video and more at MySpace.comOkay, now, I realize this is a little late, as Veterans Day was this past Saturday, the 11th. A few years ago, I celebrated Veterans Day (it is a ...
Posted by Vitamin C on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:26:00 PST

Default to Adult

These are the only words uttered by David Foster Wallace that I have ever understood---it's his commencement speech at Kenyon College in 2005.  Take a look (it's long--go get some coffee): If any...
Posted by Vitamin C on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 07:27:00 PST

Letters to My Sisters (Men Enter at Your Own Risk)

When I first joined My Space, I wrote a short blog about my gynecologist.  As a joke, I reported that I was reading Letters to My Sisters: Plain Truths and Straighforward Advice from a Gynecologi...
Posted by Vitamin C on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 07:05:00 PST

Preachin' to the Choir (Can I Get an Amen?!)

Last Thursday, I was filled with apathy, but now, a mere 8 hours before I get to vote, I'm excited.  I'm like a kid on Christmas Eve.  Or a hypocritical pastor on meth.  The o...
Posted by Vitamin C on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:49:00 PST

Vote and Voter Wasted

I've discovered some things about myself recently.    I really like to see dogs hanging out of car windows, and witnessing airport reunions.    I like to see grown men cry.&...
Posted by Vitamin C on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 09:17:00 PST

Odds and Ends

Cara --[adjective]:Similar to butter in texture and appearance This is so odd.  We were just discussing what you call girls who sleep with men who are ashamed of them.  "Moped" is ...
Posted by Vitamin C on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 04:29:00 PST