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31CL by The Sperber Sisters

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About Me


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We're the Sperber Sisters. We grew up in suburban New Jersey (diggit!) and spent max time hanging with our way cool Mom and Dad. Our names are Sis Chris, Sis Heather, Sis Aim and Teeter. Sis Heather and Sis Aim are identical twins. Sis Chris is the best snowboarder, has the silkiest hair, and the most extensive vocabulary. Sis Heather is the best ice-skater, the best vegan cook, and the best-dressed. Sis Aim is the best with power tools, the best drummer, and talks to the most to the-mini-dogs-like-they-are-people. Teeter is the best skateboarder, the best baton twirler, and has the coolest penmanship. We love making totebags inspired by our childhood, fighting over the utility bills we always forget to pay, and x-changing good gossip.
NEW NEWS!
Ahoy, mates! Sperber Pony Gang here writing to let you know that unicorns are indeed real, that Gilmore Girls is hands down the best show on the WB, and that our sweet new line of totebags, belts and tees is finally available for gifting, either to yrself, yr pooch, or to a special human that you super love.
31CL Newsbitz, May 2007Squeak Squeak to our Gang of Seagull Shoppers and Friends!Growin' up, growin' up! We did our first Super-Corpo style trade show last week; The Accessories show at the Javits Center in Dirty NYC. While we were MOST DEFS the odd man out because we don't make Bedazzled Pashminas or Satin Leopard Print Headbands, we still managed to wrangle a handful of AWESOME NEW STORES! We listed 'em below, so if yr livin' or vacay-ing in their area geographix, be shore to support - cause if new 31CL item-ry is not already on their shelves, it will be in top lightning speedz:
Le Petit Garage 1020 Ocean Terrace Seaside Heights, NJ (sup, NJ?!)
Pop 310 Grand Street Brooklyn, NY (sup, Brooklyn?!)Elas Arms 231 Westminster Street Providence, Rhode Island
Josephine & Debudda 3420 22nd Street San Francisco, CA
Map 141 Commercial Street Provincetown, MA
The show was a cool experience and while we made excellent friends with the lovely ladys and gents in our neighboring booths and ate lots of garbage-y free foodstuffs, we also decided that punk rock craft fair spectaculars are waaay more our jam. That said, we're all lined up to peddle our warez at the Renegade Craft Fair in Brooklyn on June 16th and 17th (11am-6pm) in the McCarren Park Pool. And, if all goes per plan, we'll be selling at a dumptruckload more Craft Fairs in the near future.
We're in the awesomest company ever for this years RCF; strategically positioned rite near our buds Andy Pratt (dude makes ADOREABLE greeting cardz and has an impossibly cute head of flop-tastic curls), Jenny Harada (amazing plush creatures and more! Sis Aim and Jenny went to college togeths at F.I.T, many moons ago...) and, our forever besties and a half, FRED FLARE - without whom WE'D BE NOTHING! ((In fact, just hours before the fair, Team FF and 31CL will be returning from our (all-inclusive package, word!) honeymoon at Sandals Resort in Jamaica. That's right, just married! Look for our tan selves cruising the crafty concrete, Red Stripes, OP Shortie Swim Trunks and Dark Tanning Lotion still in hand.))
Also, we know this is ever so 2006 of us to ask – but would you pretty please if you don’t mind maybe perhaps be our Myspace pal? We’re relatively new to this whole phenomenon and we feel like total wallflower spazzes since we only have like 6 friends. HEAR US NOW: We want to know you really bad-like so hit us up already!
Double also, keep yr eyes peeled for a sweet collaborative tote and wallet we designed with Pete Wentz from Fallout Boy (you love the pop punk, admit it!) for his clothing and apparel company, Clandestine Industries. It’s a keeper for sure – big enough to fit yr two teacup Chihuahuas, yr Ipod Video and some Snack Packs, too. Check here periodically to keep updated as to when it’s gonna hit the streetz: Clandestine Industries .
In closing, we couldn't be more stoked that Gilmore Girls is finally OVER. What a painful and extendo end to what was once a pillar of punk rock maje network television. SAYIN'.Ex oh, The 31CL Pony Gang Future Purveyors of Bedazzled Pashminas and Satin Leopard Print Headbands
Love yr guts,
The Sperber Pony Gang
Of the 31 Corn Lane Totebag Mini-Empire

My Interests

Designing Totes, Ice Dancing, Renaissance Festivals, Donkeys, Water Aerobics, Bingo, Regional Community Theatre, Bea Arthur.

I'd like to meet:

Girls who are smart and cute and like to burp. Girls who ride bikes and play tuba. Girls who are chubby and love pinball. Girls who are messy spectacular and know it. Girls who invite boys on dates; one ice cream shake, two straws. Boys who are down to carry really adorable totebags.

Heroes:

Mom Sperber, Miss Garrett, Holly Hobbie, Leslee Olson, Nadia Comaneci, Teodora Ungureanu, Pippi Longstocking, Ramona Quimby, Nell Carter, Ma Ingalls, Lorelai Gilmore.

My Blog

31CL Totebag Sisterhood - Warriors of Advanced Social Bloggery

Sis Aim Sperber Demands It To Be So! And far be it from us to go against her bossy boots wishery - even if blogging is kindof half-tarded. Some of the 31CL sister nation just returned from Sayulita,&...
Posted by 31CL by The Sperber Sisters on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 02:39:00 PST