I love to eat. Comedy... writing movies, short stories... I like to read sometimes. I like animals. Used to enjoy playing basketball until I got whacked in the knee... Miami Heat, Miami Dolphins... I like making fun of things.
Olimpia Moreno. Sir Didymus. Michelle Long - the crazy bitch! The guy who hired someone to kill my cat, Toonces, and many other cats in the neighborhood. The person who murdered my dog, Ginger. The rednecks who robbed my house in 1990, including my nintendo and all my games. The little prick who broke into my locker in 1991 P.E. class at Nova Middle School and stole my blue Tim Hardaway Warriors jersey and mesh shorts. The low life in 1991 P.E. class who robbed my back pack of my entire music collection on tape, including Shabba Ranks, LL Cool J, Naughty by Nature, among many others. And the little shits who stole my, then brand new, royal blue Raleigh Cruiser bicycle, on 5th Street and Avenue C, including the bitch i heard say "oh he took the seat" as i removed my seat and walked away wondering why those dirty little scumbags were watching me... only later - broke through a kryptonite lock to get it. And selfishly, my Uncle Allan, whom I never got to meet, but feel he might have been able to help me or be a friend. Mermaids. I want to meet this Czek girl that goes by "Varsha" who shaved her head, she plays tennis and is a nurse...
the stars are calling me
and I'd love to meet Nately's Whore and her kid sister, and the great Arturo Bandini.
AND THIS GIRL
Roy Orbison...Kool Keith, Geto Boys, Mystikal... Yaz...i like a Moog synthesizer, a good Bach organ or harpsicord, the accordion...Nine Inch Nails, Slick Rick, Sadat X, Grand Puba, MF Doom, Erick Sermon, Redman, Jam Pony Express, James Brown, the Cranberries and Sinead O'Connor "Door Peep" sound...Too Short, De La Soul, Joy Division/New Order era stuff...i appreciate a good drum solo, it still gets me when the drums hit in "Imagine" and "In the Air Tonight"...or a guitar solo like in Morris Day and the Time "Get It Up" Isaac Hayes "Hung Up On My Baby," or Funkadelic's "Maggot Brain," Kitty Wells, Queen, Prince, Nino Rota (Amarcord, etc...), Paul Anka ("Lonely Boy"), Van Halen, Wanda Jackson (i love her voice), Jerry Reed, DMX ("Stop Being Greedy" "Ride or Die")...Daz Dillinger...funk, Gap Band, etc...early country...the album Indispensable Benny Goodman volume 3 and 4, Andrew WK, Melanie, Natasha Bedingfield, i think an old yodel country guy Cliff Carlisle?, Tom Jones "Without Love," The Band, Donovan, Big Daddy Kane...Digital Underground, Ronee Blakley, Django Reinhardt, Aceyalone, "Funkin For Jamaica" by Tom Browne, Jimmy Cliff, Mc Solaar, Sultana, the members of Wu-Tang...sometimes i crave the "what what" of Noreaga...sometimes i fantasize about shifting a sports car on a country road to Led Zeppelin, Del the Funky Homosapien, Smokey Robinson knows my pain, old Jodeci, Baby Huey "Hard Times." Harold Melvin "I Miss You" has been played when needed...The Pharcyde, Janis Joplin "Kozmic Blues"...Neil Young "Unknown Legend," i guess musicians with intensity or soul, i like when a gay man sings like a black woman - singing like Tina Turner never hurt anyone...Poison Clan "Dance All Night" will stick with me forever, as will Chubb Rock "Treat 'Em Right," not to mention "Computer Love" by Roger and Zapp...Public Enemy's "Give It Up" kicks my ass, Danzig's voice does something to my spine, "Disco Inferno" by the Trammps does something to my knees and feet...Sly and the Family Stone "Thank You" whips my arms out, i just heard some music on the radio from Zimbabwe that changed my night... i couldn't understand a word and that includes the dj saying what it was...when I'm in my room, I find myself listening to 91.1 wfmu... check this late 80's rap program out http://www.wfmu.org/playlists/shows/27271 including a favorite - Jungle Brothers "Tribe Vibe"...
Irréversible, Ghost World, Caddy Shack, House of Fools by Andréi Konchalovsky... and some others off the top of my head in no particular order: mysterious skin, punch drunk love, rules of attraction, blue velvet, wild at heart, the getaway, bonnie and clyde, repulsion, rosemary’s baby, the beach, squid and the whale, pretty baby, hedwig and the angry inch, crash by cronenberg, basketball diaries, short cuts, ed wood, dogville, easy rider, the truman show, cable guy, blazing saddles, buffalo ’66, club paradise, nothing but trouble, I stand alone, spies like us, silverstreak, freeway, welcome to the dollhouse, jiminy glick in lalawood, the aviator, bottle rocket, the survivors, american psycho, bad santa, labrynth, the landlord, the party, strange brew, freddy got fingered, sling blade, the harder they come, doom generation...i remember liking that movie with dana carvey "master of disguise" where he played pistachio disguisio, idiocracy, the last house on the left (recommended by Olimpia), saturday night fever, bring me the head of alfredo garcia, waiting for guffman, rear window, sid and nancy, walker (by alex cox), the return (by Andrei Zvyagintsev), kamikaze girls, the scene in pat garrett and billy the kid where slim pickens gets shot and bob dylan's score comes in blew my mind/makes me cry every time, jojo dancer, kicking and screaming (the 1995 noah baumbach movie), the ice storm, under the valcano, the ballad of cable hogue, the passenger, i really loved Julien Donkey Boy when i saw it in college around 2000, 2001, there will be blood, and recently i enjoyed Mister Lonely...
curb your enthusiasm, saturday night live, the ben stiller show, kids in the hall, in living color, fraggle rock, twin peaks... when i was younger - nba on nbc with marv albert!... a lot the shit i grew up with...that i probably wouldn't waste time watching now...(since i procrastinate from writing and don't watch much television) besides for nostalgic reasons...or brainwashing...i was born in 1980... im not gonna list them all...
As of March 2nd, 2007 I recently completed Philip Roth's "Portnoy's Complaint," Bret Easton Ellis "Lunar Park," Charles Bukowski's "Factotum," and Fyodor Dostoevsky's "Crime and Punishment" I loved 'em all, next up John Fante's "Ask the Dust"... don't be afraid to throw me recommendations...
intense fighters, writers, performers, filmmakers, artists that don't just take coral rocks paint them black and put a candle on top and get 8 million dollars to design miami international aiport...with plaster of paris imitation coral and tree stumps, vigilantes, courageous...: Batman, Rick Shapiro, Howard Hughes, John Fante, Jason Garfield, Robin Hood, possibly Steve McQueen, Gustave Courbet, Daniel Day-Lewis, Jim Henson, Sam Peckinpah, Gaspar Noe, Martin Short, Mel Brooks, Chevy Chase, Robin Williams, Ben Stiller, havarti cheese, roast beef, russian dressing, sauerkraut, lettuce, tomato, salt, pepper...and really my only hero - me...