Bruce DeWith - ProfilesArchive

About Me

In the early twenty first century, Bruce DeWith was hired to work as a liason for msn.com and cnn.com! He was passionate about his job. And he name was pronounced DeWith like "Deh With" not "Doowth," for some reason people had a real tough time getting it and it annoyed the HELL out of him! In the Fall of 2006 while filming at an Olympus Fashion Week show at Bryant Park in his beloved New York City, Bruce was brutally attacked by a small unidentifiable beast of some sort. He was convinced he had rabies, not even his camera crew believed him. Bruce passed later that season. His spirit will live on for eternity as celebrities walk the earth!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Pat and Andre Leon Tally in the house!

god, he's so amazing! how does he come up with that stuff? thank god we have him, you can't think of that stuff yourself! my own dreams and imagination are soooo boring! I always have the same dream - a grey box with grey rain... he's a goat for god sakes! That goat on saturday night live was totally inspired by him.

Uma Paltrow, one of the 10 most glamourous American Actresses of December 2004! I feel like I know exactly who she is just from the eye make-up, tells her story! And that fur coat - I know a girl who went out the next day and bought that coat at an out door flea market, it smelled like smoked piss and/or a homeless man's feet after a long day of rain, but she got GLANCES on the street, so it worked!

My Blog

Help me!

Does anyone know how to get sand chiggers out of a persian rug? I've tried everything, I can't sleep, it's terrible, I can't afford a hotel and my thighs are raw.
Posted by on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 19:35:00 GMT

Anyone Need Head Shots?

anyone need head shots? black and white, color... I can do two rolls for 100 dollars, the price is negotiable, or maybe we can make a possible trade of some sort, I could just really use some extra ca...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 16:33:00 GMT

Reflected Starshine: The Bruce DeWith Story (Part 2)

this came as a shock to most of his close friend(s) [and family?]... it's the romantic drama that occurs in all many a great men's life. orhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwAnOm07cNQ
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 10:36:00 GMT

status of my webcam

Gang, I've been taking night classes at the community college here, trying to learn java script, html, C++...hopefully i'll get my webcam underway ASAP, I've had a few people ask about it... we're goi...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:40:00 GMT

Reflected Starshine: The Bruce DeWith Story (Part 1)

Gang, this is part 1, please stay tunned for the dramatic part 2, this is for you!I appreciate the support!or here's the link...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR47a92n91Q
Posted by on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:37:00 GMT

Not the 'Best Time' for Lindsay

Gang we are shocked...shocked! -- to hear that Lindsay Lohan may not have been spreading her usual bundle of sunshine and rainbows during her recent sojourn in London. Tales of snubs and snits abound....
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 21:25:00 GMT

Reviews: Should you see 'Babel'?

i don't know...but stay posted... we'll tell you if you should or shouldn't see a movie! no matter what you were thinking!also...Buzz: K-Fed a star in his own mindShakira putting marriage on hold?and ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 21:02:00 GMT

Brad, Angelina spark frenzy in India

Gang, I didn't write this one, but it was one of the HEADLINES on CNN.COM!!!ONE OF THE HEADLINES!, not under entertainment, but the TOP HEADLINES IN NEWS!Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, and their kids -...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 21:42:00 GMT

Nick and Jess Almost Crossed Paths!

Jessica Simpson almost ran into former hubby, Nick...and his new beau, while in new york city recently... They were in the same area around the same time. Fortunately for goodness sakes, Nick and Jess...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 00:56:00 GMT

Should you see 'Black Dahlia'?

Hey gang! If you aren't good at thinking and don't understand things like movies or books or television or music and like someone to go ahead and experience it, and then let you know if they think it'...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 16:59:00 GMT