Chris Nobles

Personal: I've grown a beard that's two and a half feet long, and I feast on roasted blue-tits caught fresh from the tree. I drink creosote to get high and I ride a donkey to the marketplace. I think the world is about to come to an end. My eyebags are by Chanel. In the morning I arise to lick dew from a log, and rub sticks together to make shit. I have devised a system for living. Listen to the groan of my plumbing and the gush of my waterspout. I emerge from my tarpaulin as white as maggot to face the new internet dawn and read the newspapers online. My investment products are growing above the rate of inflation. I'm laying down some supplies for when I'm invalid.I HATE....BODILY NOISES such as: - licking fingers - sniffing - eating grapes - picking teeth - chewing gumMusic: 1993: Yamaha PSR700 is mine. It was the best christmas ever. Along came guitar and piano lessons, but i was crap.1997: Eating radio1 for breakfast. I was in awe of Danny’s LGDP & the essential selection, and owned a growing tape rack of TDK’s. It was here where I first attempted to compile my own, sketchy ideas - trying to piece together all the blurb my music teachers had pestered me about over the years. Still sounded crap. It was at this time i started getting into playing records and my first Dj bookings were coming through. I still couldnt get my head around my roland drum machine but id mastered the salsa on my PSR700.1999-2003: Club and bar gigs around london and the south east gave me an appetite to further myself in both Djing and production. Juno owned my piggy bank, but soon I had my first major gigs at Ministry of sound, Turnmills & The Emporium in coalville.2004-2006: I became the Passion & Redroom Sessions resident DJ and promoter at The Emporium in Coalville – a residency that give me the pleasure of booking & playing alongside some of the best names in house & techno: Superchumbo, John Aquaviva, Yousef, Greg Vickers, Steve Mac, Tom Neville, CJ Macintosh, and Norman Jay. BBC Radio 1 guest mixes and House Music Award nominations followed, with the release of several singles and remixes that charted frequently amoungst the likes of Mike Monday, Louie Vega & Paul Woolford.Present: Currently near completion of an artist album alongside heavyweight producers Mutiny on their successful Sunflower label. Further titles to be released on Lowered Recordings & KM. Tv soundtracks and film scores have been taking over my studio time, but its a mouth watering experience all the same. Djing wise, Sunflower @ Turnmills, The End, AKA & crack dens around the city have been the highlight of the year so far, with further gigs at Pacha & Underground Ibiza scheduled for late summer.