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KraZeE tha East Side Ninja&lt;Still DGAF&gt;

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About Me

What up nigga. What up doe. My names Chris. I'm 18 and I stay wherever the fuck I please. I like to be funny [mainly cuz I'm high all the time], and making people laugh is a good trait I have.
I currently have a job as a DJ for StarShowz Entertainment and National Coney Island, but my real love is rapping.
I'm a rapper, that's right. My name be KraZeE and im in Sadistic Mindz so don't forget it bitch! My raps have an element of Twiztid a little bit. Its kinda like horrorcore on some gangsta beats.
Aside from my rap and DJ careers, I'm also going to school. I will be attending Specs Howard's School of Broadcast Arts and I'm going to major in Radio.
Now to the good part.... SMOKIN
I smoke MAD blunts all day. Its so hard to find people who smoke as much as my friends and I do.
In my spare time, I like to play guitar, write my raps, freestyle, smoke, chill with my homiez, play video games, shit like that.
I also listen to a lot of music. ICP, Twiztid, Kottonmouth Kings, Dark Lotus, and everything Psychopathic has made me what I am today. I am one of the biggest Juggalos you will ever meet. I have been down since 95, but a hardcore Juggalo since 2003. Just because I am a Juggalo doesn't mean I hate you because your not. I show everybody every ounce of respect I have in my body until they give me a reason to distrust them.
As for tattoos and piercings, I have 3 tattoos. I have the Ringmaster in between my shoulderblades on my back, a Hatchetman on my left shoulderblade, and KraZeE just under my neck. I have my right eyebrow pierced and I have my left ear piercerd twice.
I wear a lot of red. It really has no significant meaning, although I do rep East Side. Red and black are my two favorite colors, and Toxic Waste Green would be the third.
Oh, and I love cats. I have 4 of them. I have an all black cat named Coal [this is the part where you laugh], a black and white cat named Cookie [bad expierence with cats named Oreo], a brown and white cat named Pickles [...Don't ask...], and my sister's cat Ophelia. I can't be down with someone unless they can respect cats [or at least mine, cuz I don't care about anyone else's cats lol nah Im just kidding].
You wanna talk to me? Message me on MySpace. Call me. Text me[Im a text-whore]. Or you can add KrAzEeWitAsYLuM to your AIM buddy list, and when I'm on[but i never am], you'll know. I usually check my messages like three times a week, so I'll know if you message me. So...
Holla at a killa.
Kottonmouth Kings-Strange Daze
Magic mushrooms, ecstacy, cannibus ludes and GHB, uppers and downers and THC, skittles and vics and acid on sheets
[JR:] Hey yo Loc
[D:] Whats up Johnny Richter?
[JR:] I still sport the same frame, I just changed the big picture
Now Ima sit your ass down right in the front row
To let you know how we smoke at a Kottonmouth Kings Show
[D:] You know we do it, did it, doin it again
I need at least ten tokes for my day to begin
A big sack of the chronic, cause you know Im always on it
Steady smokin out the glass, got the plastic go and pawn it
[JR:] And get a refund check, I bet you sell your mammas drawers
You keep bouncin like my balls off the walls just because
You want a piece of what I got plus a sack of my pot
Think youre really gonna get it, thought wrong, I think not
[D:] We pulled up at Four Twenty in the old rotation
Rolled up on the homies, like what you blazin?
[JR:] They said some purple kush
[D:] That they got from Riverside
[JR:] But I knew they was fakin, the shit barely got me high
Everything looks the same but everything feels so differently
and I dont know if its just all in my head or if Im losin my sanity
My smokin my drinkin is foggin my thinkin thats what they all keep tellin me
and faces and places keep changin erasin and everything feels so strange to me
[JR:] Now we out on the road, different city every night
[JR, D:] Different hos every night, different flows every night
[D:] We stay drunk off Bud Light
[JR:] So fuck the Malt Liquor
[D:] We drink beer by the can, cup, bottle, or pitcher
[JR:] Youll see us onstage faded straight buzzed as fuck
Youll hear us bumpin down your block when were in our trucks
- - - - - Thats whats up
damn I blew another woofer man thats just my luck
[D:] Well thats your luck, I hope mines better then that
As I tilt down my hat, and twist off my beer cap
[JR:] Yeah, Locs kinda crazy doin 80 in the dirt
With his bike in the back and a beer in his lap
[D:] I dont feel the hurt, when its time I go bizzerk
Third gear buckled, shit didnt even hurt
[JR:] Well you know I seen the footage, and the film dont lie
Knocked the wind out his chest and straight blackened his eye
Everything looks the same but everything feels so differently
and I dont know if its just all in my head or if Im losin my sanity
My smokin my drinkin is foggin my thinkin thats what they all keep tellin me
and faces and places keep changin erasin and everything feels so strange to me
[D:] Im feelin so strange with the addition of pills
Poppin little tiny blue things with no time to kill
[JR:] Eat the mid-sized whites, theyll keep you rollin till the mornin
Take one with a chick, you know that night you might be bonin
[D:] D-Loc Whoa...
Im feelin kind of dazed and Im out of control
[JR:] Ya know the big ol fatties are the Tylenol 3s
And the orange ones I got come straight from overseas
[D:]You know how I do it, wakin up everyday
Drinkin beers in my bed, waitin for a lady to play
[JR:] And I love being on one, two, three, or four
Looped, staring at the ceiling with my back on the floor
[D:] five, six, I rolled out with my Dick
I called this bitch, she was a lil ass trick
[JR:] Now we not saying its right, but strange is how were livin
Just goin through life having fun with what were given
Everything looks the same but everything feels so differently
and I dont know if its just all in my head or if Im losin my sanity
My smokin my drinkin is foggin my thinkin thats what they all keep tellin me
and faces and places keep changin erasin and everything feels so strange to me...
Which Psychopathic Artist Are You?
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Jack Jeckel
Your evil influence flows from the city streets like red molten ooze, filling every alley and gutter. There are those who are burnt by it, like the charred remains of a napalm strike. You move in silence, yet with your heat comes ear-shattering screams as the masses are scorched in your choking smoke of corruption. Your fire consumes like a lethal injection flowing through the veins of a dying convict. Hosts of small red ants crawl in the wake of his presence, biting and stinging flesh. Your holocaust fills the woods of hope and prosperity like a wave of hungry piranhas on a newborn lamb. You go by many names, but only know as....JACK JECKEL!
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You scored as "Ghetto"
You are what you are! Just don't talk to me...


"Ghetto"


80%

Punk


60%

Stoner


60%

Hot


40%

Goth


40%

Jock


40%

Emo Kid


27%

Loner


20%

Geek/Nerd


13%

Prep


7%

My Interests

420,
Alcohol,
Backyard Wrestling,
Batman,
Big $ Hustlas,
Big Stank,
Bitches,
Black,
Black Lights,
Black Rain,
Bling,
Blood,
Bondage,
Carnival of Carnage,
Carnivals,
Chains,
Chainsmoking,
Comedy Central,
Dane Cook,
Drinking,
Face Paint,
Family Guy,
Faygo,
Faygo Showers,
Fire,
Fucking,
Futurama,
Gauges,
Glow Sticks,
Great Milenko,
Guitar,
Handcuffs,
Hatchetgear.com,
Hatchetman,
Hatchets,
Homies,
Horror Movies,
Horrorcore,
Invader Zim,
Jackass,
Jamie Madrox,
Joe Bruce,
Joey Ustler,
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac,
Jokers Cards,
Jones Soda,
Juggalettes,
Juggalos,
Killas,
Knives,
Kool-Aid,
Lighters,
Lil Poot,
Madrox,
Magick,
Making Out [NOT with boys HALEH!!! ♥],
Mario Brothers,
MCL,
Metal,
Monoxide,
Movies,
Murder,
Music,
Neden,
Neon Green,
Night,
Ninjas,
Ninjettes,
Nyquil Pills,
Old School Rap,
Paganism,
Pain,
Peanut Butter,
Pictures,
Piercings,
Psychopathic Records,
Pucker,
Raves,
Razorblades,
Reefer,
Riddlebox,
Rude Boy,
Serial Killers,
Sex,
shaggy 2 Dope,
Shangri-La,
Simpsons,
Slipknot,
Smoking,
South Park,
Stabbing,
Stabbing People,
Taco Bell,
Tattoos,
The Dark Carnival,
The Wraith,
Thugs,
Tylenol PM,
Violent J,
Voodoo

I'd like to meet:

A stoner who hasn't smoked with me,
the Kottonmouth Kings, ICP, Twiztid, ABK, Blaze, Jumpsteady, Killa C, Liquid Assassin...
and the list goes on and on and on...You are 420% stoner

You are a huge stoner. You are probably stoned right now. You like the constant escapism and brownies. Yeah definitely brownies. Your motto: Whatever gets you through your life, its alright.

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Music:

36 Mafia,
ABK,
Armor For Sleep,
A Static Lullaby,
Atreyu,
Audioslave,
Black Sabbath,
Blaze Ya Dead Homie,
Blink 182,
Bone Thugs N Harmony,
Box Car Racer,
Captain Jack,
Chamillionaire,
Coheed And Cambria,
Crazy Town,
Crossfade,
Custom,
Dark Lotus,
Dashboard Confessional,
Disturbed,
Dry Kill Logic,
Esham,
Evanescence,
Everlast,
Five For Fighting,
Flogging Molly,
FM Static,
From Autumn To Ashes,
Happy 2b Hardcore,
Hollywood Undead,
House Of Krazees,
Insane Clown Posse,
Inner City Posse,
Iron Maiden,
Jack Off Jill,
Junior Senior,
The Killers,
Kingspade,
Kottonmouth Kings,

Jumpsteady,
Kittie,
Lil Wyte,
Lords Of Acid,
Lost Prophets,
Ludacris,
M-Theory,
Marilyn Manson,
Marz,
MC Chris,
Mest,
Mindless Self Indulgence,
Murderdolls,
Mushroomhead,
Nelly,
Ne-Yo,
Oasis,
The Offspring,
Orgy,
Otep,
Ozzy,
Papa Roach,
Powerman 5000,
Prodigy,
Project: Deadman,
Psychopathic Rydas,
Rammstein,
Rancid,
Reel Big Fish,
Rob Zombie,
Smile Empty Soul,
Soopa Villanz,
Soundgarden,
The Stills,
Stone Sour,
Sublime,
System Of A Down,
Techn9ne,
Twiztid,
TECHNO,
Young Jeezy.

Movies:

Big Money Hustlas
Waiting
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Saw
Hostel
Pulp Fiction
Resevoir Dogs
House of 1000 Corpses
The Devil's Rejects Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Television:

Family Guy
Robot Chicken
Shin Chan
Simpsons
[adult swim]
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Harvey Birdman
Perfect Hair Forever
Sealab 2021
Law and Order: SVU
Cops
CSI
Forensic Files
Tru TV

Books:

Behind The Paint
Darkly Dreaming Dexter
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
I hate reading. Unless its directions on how to cook.

Heroes:

Kottonmouth Kings
Twiztid
ICP

My Blog

What Is A Juggalo?

I typed it in on urbandictionary. com and this result completely sums it up.First off, the term Juggalo is uni-sexual. A juggalo is someone who has been saved by the dark carnival. Many people don&rsq...
Posted by KraZeE tha East Side Ninja[[Still DGAF]] on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 05:48:00 PST