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Shorty

dont stare like a fish, bitch buy me a beer!

About Me

My name is Michelle but i prefer to be called SHORTY. Shorty is a name i kinda got stuck with as I was growing up. Im not tall at all. Try 5'0 AND A HALF! i add that "half" in there because it needs to be known muthafackO! OH and in case you cant tell..... im a JUGGALO bitch! So if you family, you know me, or you just wanna make a cool ass homie.. hit me up! I live in Detroit over on the west side, i got mad love from the west to the east like a true psychopathic ryda. i spend a lot of time chillin with sam, EEEERck, mad max, the white man, pat, JT $, JIMMY (if i missed any)(and i know i did) dont take it personally fuckers!!! im high........ WE WILL NEVER DIE ALONE! JUGGALOS WILL CARRY ON! SWING OUR HATCHETS IF WE MUST! EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US! and aint that shit the truth? I graduated high school, high and drunk, showin up late and stumblin across the stage to claim my diploma. it was the shit. FUCK SCHOOL! college is a must for me tho one day. but right now im living life to the fullest and enjoying my youth before i grow old and wrinkly and shrivel away on yall. i smoke newport hundos in a muthafuckin BOX! and i dont give a shit what they say, those box's are still crushable. so that little 'crush proof box' bullshit is just a scam. you be lucky to even have a box left after suviving some of the mosh pits I've experienced. (i think most of yall know what I'm sayin). anyways i gives no love to the patch, I'd rather smoke by the pack, now where my muthafuckin smokers at? People say my personality is like no other, wich makes sence be it how everyone is different. I would say Im the type of person to bend over backwards for my friends and loved ones. (hey, I know ya'll would and have done it for me.) My friends and my family are all I have on this sick, fucked up dirt ball. I just want yall to know i got much, much love for each and every one of you! now im startin to get all mushy n shit so im out like the fat kid in dodgeball....... My AIM is shelly50187... hit me up here! MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

basketball, fishing, walking, drawing, blazin up them o.z.' s with homies. FAYGO and bettermaid sweet BBQ potato chips. ^ THATS ONE OF MY TATTS^ BRANDED WITH THE MARK OF THE AXE! u can see my nub too. its on my left hand, ring finger... nasty shit huh?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michelle
Birthday: July 20th, 1986
Birthplace: dearborn
Current Location: DETROIT muthafacko!
Eye Color: one blue eye/ one green one
Hair Color: uhhh brown or something
Height: 5'0
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: white
The Shoes You Wore Today: vans
Your Weakness: tickle spots
Your Fears: uhhhhh
Your Perfect Pizza: cheezy
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: go to college
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: go back to bed
Your Best Physical Feature: my butt
Your Bedtime: whenever im sleepy
Your Most Missed Memory: summer 06 / i miss my katie bug
Pepsi or Coke: faygo cola!
MacDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds
Single or Group Dates: depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: dont matter
Chocolate or Vanilla: dont matter
Cappuccino or Coffee: niether
Do you Smoke: yea
Do you Swear: fuck
Do you Sing: i whistle more than i sing
Do you Shower Daily: every other day
Have you Been in Love: i dont think so, i wouldnt call that LOVE
Do you want to go to College: yeaah
Do you want to get Married: i do
Do you belive in yourself: more than ever
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yeah im pretty cute
Are you a Health Freak: heck naw
Do you get along with your Parents: they my homies
Do you like Thunderstorms: love em
Do you play an Instrument: piano, some guitar, recorder and the kazoo of course!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: lots of it
In the past month have you Smoked: lots a times
In the past month have you been on Drugs: last night was fresh
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: ya with jill
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ewwww
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: lol
Ever been called a Tease: yeah by this one stupid kid, and i did nothing to tease him
Ever been Beaten up: my brother can be a bitch sometimes
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: old
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a vet
What country would you most like to Visit: amsterdam
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dont matter
Favourite Hair Color: dont matter
Short or Long Hair: dont matter
Height: taller than me
Weight: not fat, not skinny
Best Clothing Style: t shirts and jeans
Number of Drugs I have taken: enough
Number of CDs I own: a lot, but i want more
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: no regrets

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~ABOUT YOU~
your name M-I-C-H-E to the L-L-E! only call me SHORTY if ya down with me!
your sn shelly50187
where you were born oakwood hospital
hair color brown/ blond
eye color ones very green and the other has blue in it
singal or taken proudly taken
any best friends ya'll know who u r
do you think your hott i suppose so
*This or That*
arbys or rallys arbys
jones or energy drinks what the hells a jones?
tatoos or percings 2 tats/ 5 piercings
truck or car car
big dog or little dog my puppy is big
kiwiis or strawberrys strawberries
computer or tv tv
sk8ters or preps
flip phone or regular i dont have a cell phone; im too broke
pictures or videos both
movies or dances movies
scary movies or sad movies scary
ice cream or popcicles ice cream
rap or country rap
aim or aol aol
livejournal or xanga huh?
cds or radios i hate the radio
chocolate or hard candy niether
kissing or huging both
smoking or drinking both

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I'd like to meet:

my brother who lives in N.Y.

Music:

ICP, Twiztid, Blaze ya dead homie, ABK, Dark Lotus, Psychopatic Rydas, House of Krazees, most Esham, Kottonmouth Kings, ect. (underground) 2 Pac, Pink Floyd, Slipknot, oldschool Korn

Movies:

The Breaks, Friday, Half Baked, Big Money Hustlas, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (comedies and horror flicks)

Television:

i hardly ever watch t.v. but i love Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama (most Adult Swim shows)... and whatever else tickels my fancy

Books:

Go Ask Alice, The Outsiders, Violent J's : Behind the Paint, fear and loathing in las vegas... i love books

Heroes:

Juggalos; they keep me goin' even when life seems so FUCKED!
You were born in the year of The Wraith. Which
means you often want to bring death to your
ememies (whether or not you know that's wrong
is a different story). Relevant Years: 1950, 1956, 1962, 1968, 1974, 1980, 1986, 1992,
1998. Most Compatible with Riddle Box.

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