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Guy

I got struck by Lightning in the Tundra

About Me

Mildly sadistic, Friendly, Extremely outgoing, Agoraphobic.The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Low
Level 7 (Violent) Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Low
Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test A man is measured by his friends. Mine are all complete fuck wits and here is a quick low down of my top friends list.The first four are the most evil girls I have ever met. Miss Mills is a twisted hairdresser/dimebag clone Kate is my tequila girl flat mate (need I say more) Flowerette is my Dallas Electro DJ friend who eats embryos Olympia is my man eating little sister.Ollie is my brother Monkey is a friend of mine who played the coco pops monkey in the coco pops adsOn to the people with crazy mad skills-Ellis is the best photographer I have ever met, second to a kid with an instant camera I knew once - he was kick ass.The rest of them are friends who make amazing music, except aisle 16 who are poets, one of which is my flatmate/recently landlord.CHECK THEM OUT. I AM A PIMP AND THESE ARE MY BEST BITCHES.the rest are all people I know except about 5 but they're ok too ;)
The Gent
People Iced: Twenty Five
Car Bombs Planted: Fifteen
Favorite Weapon Rusty Chain
Arms Broken: Fourteen
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Nine
Tongues Cut Off: Eleven
Biggest Enemy: The Black Angel
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My Interests



Music. Surfing. Dancing. Films. Keeping people in my basement and depriving them of light of food for weeks at a time. Guy --
[noun]:

A poltergeist sent back in time to change the course of history forever

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

I'd like to meet:

Myself in 50 years time if I'm still alive. He would be one fucked up monkey.

Music:

Yes, I love music. This one's a hard one. Jazz, hiphop, funk, metal, rock, drum n bass, house, techno, electro, impressionistic, experimental, classical, electroacoustic....blah blah blah blah blah....don't make me name names. That's just pointless, isn't it?

Movies:

I love horror and anime, but am not fussy. Im one of the few who managed to watch Godzilla without thinking it was shit. Salo. Ichi the Killer. Super Troopers. Eraserhead. Irreversible. Vampire Hunter D. Urotsukidoji. Brother. Sympathy for Mr Vengeance. Zombie Hollocaust. Interview with a Vampire. Spice Girls:the Movie. Jam (not really a movie though). Nathan Barley (neithers this). Ghost in the Shell. Zaitoichi. Seven Samurai. Dead Man's Shoes. The Life Aquatic. There are more, but I probably haven't seen them.

Television:

Not a big fan. I watched it once and it turned me into an automaton droid. Lost is damn good. Jam was amazing. Nathan Barley is quality (I always wonder if the people in Shoreditch it was based on actually understand it is them that the show is taking the piss out of). I have been watching Smallville, which is disgusting, but I have anyway. CSI is forced on me by flatmates, but I do like a bit of killing, so it's ok.

Books:

I am Legend, Vampire Chronicles, Call of Cthulu, Where the Wild Things Are, The Bible (apparently its real - mad, isn't it?), The Dictionary.

Heroes:

The Marquis de Sade, Mr Salad Fingers, Winston Churchill, the man in my basement, Hieronymous Bosch (how the fuck did he get away without being burned at the stake?), Alistair Crowley, Jimmy Saville (I love my mum too), the Punisher/Frank Castle, my future self and Miles Davis.

My Blog

its the weekend

Off to Turnmills tonight.  Friend Marco's DJing and I've lost my phone. Looks like a night of blagging ahead...
Posted by Guy on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 12:43:00 PST