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Allison Faith

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About Me


On the run since '81.
Background info: I grew up in Detroit, lived in Chicago for 4 years, and moved to London almost 6 years ago. Then Queen Elizabeth II finally got hip to my game and made me a British citizen (that clever old bint). This past February I moved back to godblessamerica and now I live a block from the beach with my schmexy man. I am now happy as a pig in shiznit, to quote the parlance of our times.
Other things you should know:
I will live forever because I hate missing out on funny shit. Trust.
I'm really good at naming inanimate objects and making other people believe they have real personalities.
I'm obsessed with salt.
I embrace the concept of the end of the world occuring shortly.
My interest in Horseshoe Crabs is growing exponentially by the day.
I feel an intense desire to smack people when I haven't been able to surf in a while.
I love my friends like they were my left butt cheek. Without them I sit crooked.
I will never understand why every bar in NJ has 9 TV screens. Its called conversation...you might want to give it a whirl.
I have a scarily good sense of direction.
I have basketball skills.
I can drink more whiskey than you. Seriously.
Jim promised to one day build me a house in Nicaragua with a moat around it and I am going to hold him to this under the threat of death.
I keep it totally fucking Mexico at all times.
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Memorial Day. Schmemorial Day

Right. So this weekend is Memorial Day here in the States and the masses are being bombarded with the whole "Honour the Fallen" or "Support our Troops" malarky. I just can't buy it...honestly. I under...
Posted by on Sat, 24 May 2008 20:31:00 GMT

Sometimes Good Gals Dont Wear White.

The Book of Revelations according to My Gospel:   1. I am always going to be missing someone. This is the life i've chosen and it spans a few cities and continents. The people I love are nev...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 06:07:00 GMT

Fecking feck.

I am beginning to think there is a god as some cosmic bandito is obviously finding great pleasure in fucking with my shit for the past two years. I thought the deities were busy ensuring Par...
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 02:36:00 GMT

Stressed?

Then work out whilst listening to Hatebreed. I ran so fucking hard something popped (seriously I heard it above the music) in the back of my calf and now I look like a spastic that...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 07:54:00 GMT

Deeeeep thoughts....

1) People under 5'5'' should not be allowed to carry umbrella's. (sorry Pyari) i'm sick of almost losing an eye everytime it drizzles. 2) Please stop calling Kylie Minogue 'brave' just because she has...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 08:56:00 GMT

Strongest of the Strange

you won't see them often for whatever the crowd is they are not. these odd ones, not many but from them come the few good paintings the few good symphonies the few good books and other works. and fr...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 06:20:00 GMT