THE Half-Assed Ninjaâ„¢

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorMost of you know how i feel about Gentlemanly Moustaches already, so i'll update. I eat Chinese and Japanese food, ALL THE TIME. I love Asian culture and studying their philosophies/religions. I'm a pretty calm guy most of the time, except when i'm acting completely retarded. My life conists of reading books, music+shows, watching movies and playing Nintendo, and any fighting game that comes out worth a damn. For more detailed answers, look to my interests... My score on The Ninja Test :

Ninja
(Congratulations! You scored 64!)

Excellent, your Ninja skills are finely honed. You will make a sucessful Ninja operative and may eventually achieve the status of Master!

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My Interests

Music, Books, Martial Arts, Philosophy, Religions, Video Games, Manga and Anime, and a plethora of other things.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who has a lot in common with me, as long as they're not full of issues and frigg'n crazy.
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Hattori Hanzo
Take Which famous martial artist are you? today!
Created with Rum and Monkey 's Personality Test Generator . You are the most famous martial artist no-one has ever heard of.... Hattori Hanzo No not the who makes swords in Kill Bill he was a numpty... the real Hanzo-sama. Leader of a ninja village, one day the local Diyamo nicks your kid to try and get you to work for him... not having any of that you sneak into his castle and slaughter about 40 highly trained samuri before being captured... You wake up being boiled alive in a big pot with your son... realising that your not having that dream again you decide to take action... being mega hard you hold your son above the boiling water long enough for your clan to turn up and save him... Sadly you learn the way of the lobster... No car... sorry!

Music:

Onmyoza, Gojira, Mastodon

Movies:

http://eradicate.ytmnd.com/

Television:

EVERYONE MUST ACKNOWLEDGE HOW AWESOME THIS IS!!!I could watch this a billion and a half times and still piss my pants from laughing.

Books:

are footsteps on the path of truth.

Heroes:

Anthony Robbins, Deepak Chopra, Dan Millman, Kurt Russell, Musashi Miyamoto, Hattori Hanzo, Dan Hibiki, Kintaro Oe, Robert Hamburger, Pinky, Black Belt Jones.

My Blog

What i have been up to lately...

Sorry if i have been away, but life can be pretty interesting sometimes. Take that however you want. I'll try to keep this short.My house will soon belong to someone else, and all of my room mates wil...
Posted by Gentlemanly Moustache and Beard Combo on Wed, 02 May 2007 05:03:00 PST

The Ten Evils For a Warrior

The Ten Evils for a Warrior (from Kashima Shinryuu scroll) 1. Insolence 2. Overconfidence 3. Greed 4. Anger 5. Fear 6. Doubt 7. Distrust 8. Hesitation 9. Contempt 10. Conceit...
Posted by Gentlemanly Moustache and Beard Combo on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 02:54:00 PST

The Book of the Heart

Kokoro No Maki (The Book of the Heart) When the heart is full of things, the body feels constrained; when it is empty, the body feels expansive. When there is too much reserve in the heart, love and...
Posted by Gentlemanly Moustache and Beard Combo on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 02:55:00 PST

The Ten Virtues for a Ninja

The Ten Virtues for a Ninja (from Bankawa Shukai) 1. Loyalty 2. Bravery 3. Strategic Knowledge 4. Diligence 5. Trustworthiness 6. Good Health 7. Responsibility 8. Ingenuity 9. Knowledge of ...
Posted by Gentlemanly Moustache and Beard Combo on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 02:54:00 PST

Eats in Japan

Yo. Sorry this is taking so long. I've been busier than a 16 year old stripper. That aside, here's some stuff on the food in Japan.Firstly, Check out Colononel Sanders.Look closer.AWESOME!!!Yeah, They...
Posted by Gentlemanly Moustache and Beard Combo on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 05:01:00 PST

Vending Machines

Ahhh&the fabled vending machines. I heard much of these before I arrived but it was still nowhere near enough to brief me for the veritable abundance of these wondrous hot AND cold drink anomalies. ...
Posted by Gentlemanly Moustache and Beard Combo on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 06:00:00 PST

Day 7, back home

Boo. I miss Japan already. A LOT. But, the good news is i am going back next year. The flight back wasn't bad. I got the watch The Illusionist, then sleep for 10 hours. Hopefully the stuff i mailed to...
Posted by Gentlemanly Moustache and Beard Combo on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 06:43:00 PST

Day 6 summary

Here it is....last night in town. Just like the ETID album. To start the morning, i had a wonderful breakfast of "....For relaxing times...." Suntory cold coffee caramel flavor, and a coffee and caram...
Posted by Gentlemanly Moustache and Beard Combo on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 05:29:00 PST

Day 5 Summary

Day 5 summary Okay, pop open a cold one, sit back and eat some cookies and or dry cereal, because this will be a long one. My day started out a little worrisome because it was raining. Great. The da...
Posted by Gentlemanly Moustache and Beard Combo on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 02:55:00 PST

Day 4 summary

It's been about 3 hours since i had my last Melon soda...i can't take this anymore. It's like...if i don't drink it, my life is meaningless...i may not be able to return home, because Fanta does not d...
Posted by Gentlemanly Moustache and Beard Combo on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 03:32:00 PST