The kitties are all out to get us

About Me

I am a working class nobody, and generally a disaster of a human being. My lack of sympathy for humankind's ills is what made me the loving and caring person I am today. Since their is no pet peeve section, I have decided to use this opportunity to tell you all the things I have a disdain for: Religion, Children, Rednecks, Coffeehousers, NASCAR, Golf, Softcore Pornography, Small Town Living, the Drug War, Rap Music, Country Music, Opera, EMO, Rap-rock, R&B, Gun enthusiasts, Special Interest Groups, Racists, Homophobes, Misspelled Werds, Sunshine, The United States Judicial System, Small Town Cops, Alpha males, ESPN, Anti Smoking Legislation, Napoleon Dynamite, The Last Temptation of Christ, Physical Comedy, Pretentiousness, Honesty, The Dallas Cowboys, The New York Yankees, The Chicago Bulls, Bad Parents, Lazy Parents, Parents, Moralists, Alcohol Free Family Get Togethers, Pre-cum, Fake Breasts, Being Uncircumcised, Keanu Reeves, Nicholas Cage, Emotionless Entertainment, first amendment violations, vapidity, the American media, the rest of the world's media and Religion. Did I mention religion? If not then......RELIGION.

My Interests

Stand up comedy, Talk radio, free expression for EVERYONE-got that Islam, the Washington Redskins, System of a Down, and some occasional Drum and Bass. I especially like girls with defined jaw lines or high cheekbones. Yummy.
Shot at 2007-10-19

I'd like to meet:

If you did not watch the video above this text, then shame on you, and thank you Carl Sagan. Andrew Sullivan, the internet's most influential and well spoken blogger. Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the creators of South Park. Jim Norton, Lewis Black, Nic Dipaolo, Lisa Lampanella, Greg Giraldo, Patrice O'neal, Colin Quinn, Sarah Silverman(my dream woman, you and your fancy restraining orders can't stop our love), Dave Attell, and basically any person who gets in front of a microphone by themselves on stage with the attempt to make the world laugh. Opie and Anthony, the Junkies(WJFK 106.7 in DC), and a slew of others in the talk radio business. One time I had the misfortune of attending a George W Bush speaking engagement at the Air Force base I was stationed at. Basically, I've never stood so close to evil.

Music:

All System of a Down all the time. The occasional 311, Slipknot, and some classics like Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, The Doors, Queen, and Cream. I have discovered a fondness for Sarah Mclachlan and I am not afraid to admit it.

Movies:

V for Vendetta, American Psycho,Stranger than Fiction, Human Traffic, Thumbsucker, Pi, Braveheart, the Mel Gibson semitic sensitivity training video, or anything with Robert Duvall, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, and Ed Norton jr. I like the type of movies that make me wish I still did alot of LSD.

Television:

South Park, South Park, and more South Park. Real Time with Bill Maher.The Office(not the ripoff American version, but the real one originally aired on BBC).Bullshit!-with Penn and Teller. Basically any socially relevant comedy show.

Books:

1984!(Please read that fucking book)The Professor the Banker and the Suicide King. Bringing Down the House. Angels and Demons. All of George Carlin's books. I hate other people's kids.

My Blog

Ron Paul is just lovable fella. Science bless this man.

As election time nears, we are bombarded with political ads and speeches by candidates telling us their great plans for running the country. At the end of the recent presidential debate, for exa...
Posted by The kitties are all out to get us on Thu, 24 May 2007 03:50:00 PST

Theistic agnosticism

"All great religions, in order to escape absurdity, have to admit a dilution of agnosticism. It is only the savage, whether of the African bush or the American gospel tent, who pretends to know the wi...
Posted by The kitties are all out to get us on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 05:16:00 PST

Goodbye America

Please take the time to read this; it ought to scare the pants off you! We know Dick Lamm as the former Governor of Colorado . In that context his thought...
Posted by The kitties are all out to get us on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:24:00 PST

Dennis Miller on the Palestinians

The great one, Dennis Miller evades political correctness, and nails it in this one: Dennis Miller on the Israel/Palistinian situationDennis Miller ( who is not Jewish ) Live on HBO.He recently sai...
Posted by The kitties are all out to get us on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 06:02:00 PST

Da Vinci

The ultimate irony is that churches all around the world are upset because they believe the public is dumb enough to believe everything they read in a book. Mr. Pot, meet Dr. Kettle.
Posted by The kitties are all out to get us on Sat, 20 May 2006 02:37:00 PST

Drug Clock

For the dying breed of free thinkers on this planet, please check out this site. Bookmark it, and keep tabs on it throughout the year, and in late december, see how you feel about the most grandesque ...
Posted by The kitties are all out to get us on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 06:33:00 PST