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Ian likes bugs

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About Me


IronForgePress.com
HandofHopeRecords.net
Eulogyrecordings.com
ObscureArt.com
Listed above are my company sites. IronForge Press is a textile and poster print shop. We are busy with jobs ranging from simple 1 color posters to full clothing line development. Check us out. ObscureArt is a site that is in progress but I have a gallery of my photography up. Check it kid! Eulogy and Hand Of Hope are independent record labels based out for Fort Lauderdale. Please visit those sites and see what we are up to.
Very Hairy Man Guild is my World of Warcraft guild. I have been playing WoW and leading the guild off and on since 2004. If you play WoW, stop by Burning Legion and say "hello!". We have a great group of people.
Also: I HATE GEORGE BUSH! I am straightedge and paraplegic. I highly dislike drugs/alcohol/tobacco but as long as you keep those things away from me, and do them on your own time, we can probably hang out. I also don't agree with religious types, but will tolerate you quietly and respectfully as there is no reasoning with the terminally ignorant. But I will also quietly and respectfully not take you seriously for such ridiculously pestilent and superstitious ideas.

My Interests

Creative endeavors, Design, Photography, Illustration, Writing (comedy/satire mainly), Bonsai, Suiseki and Western Viewing Stones, Saltwater Aquariums/Live Reef Tanks, Collecting Natural Bone and Arthropods, Biology, Science, Technology, Fine Dining/Cuisine, Reading, CounterStrike Source Gun Game, World of Warcraft... VHMG FTW!, Computers, Designer clothing, Making and Spending money, and most importantly, having FUN.

I'd like to meet:



Anyone with access to natural bone/skulls/skeletons. Natural men/women (little or no tattoos/piercings/impants or other body modification) willing to pose nude in and in close proximity to natural bone. The image above is a preview of where this photography project will be headed. Anyone with infinite wisdom and insight on various topics who is willing to feed me knowledge. Aside from the specifics, anyone who shares an interest or has a kind word.

Music:

Melodic Black Metal, Hardcore, Metalcore, Southern Rock/Metal, Classic Rock, Power Metal, Indie Rock, Emocore, a dash of Pop-Punk, some butt-rock, varying amounts of hoodmetal/mallmetal/numetal, and 2 Rap songs. But only when I am feeling ethnic.

On March the Saints by Down is playing on my page because it is one of my favorite songs at the moment.

Movies:

300, Braveheart, LOTR Trilogy, The Legend of Long Wang, Gladiator, Adaptation, Homotron, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Hero, The Promise, The Crow, Legend, Labyrinth, Saving Private Ryan, The Kentucky Fried Movie, Tombstone, Donnie Brasco, Fight Club, Once In A Blue Moon, Milo And Otis, Weird Science, Knocked Up, 40yo Virgin, Anchorman, anything emotionally driving and visually awe-inspiring. Comedy.

Television:

Entourage, Flight of the Concords, Real Time with Bill Maher, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Top Gear, Hardball, Countdown w/Keith Olbermann, Man vs. Wild

Books:

Douglas Adams, Richard Dawkins, Benjamin Hoff, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchet, Kurt Vonnegut, Christopher Hitchens, Philosophy, Science Non-fiction, Wired Magazine

Heroes:

My Mother and My father. No one else even comes close.

My Blog

The Single life...

I was digging around for files on my laptop last night and was surprised to find a back up of my old ianrowan.com website. Everything was there. That site had a lot of good commentary and some fun p...
Posted by Ian likes bugs on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 04:19:00 PST

AT&T needs punched in the mouth. Hard.

AT&T needs to get fire-bombed. Seriously.I have had a perfectly wonderful iPhone sitting on my desk patiently waiting for AT&T to process its activation for 3 fucking days. There was a 1-877 # on the ...
Posted by Ian likes bugs on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 08:48:00 PST

300 and all the negative press...

i dont agree with any of this blog-press that 300 has received or the comments in the media that 300 is pro-america propagandha or a hate-film against middle eastern peoples. Why? Read on.#1. the gr...
Posted by Ian likes bugs on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 11:40:00 PST

Snowstorm VS. Flood Bulletin gets WTFPWNED

My friend, Jenny, brought this bulletin to my attention. It needed pwned because like all the other bulletins I make fun of; this shit is just plain retarded. This particular bulletin dares to compa...
Posted by Ian likes bugs on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 08:26:00 PST

The Kiss Bulletin gets WTFPWNED

Here we have the "kiss" bulletin. It is one of many "lists of stupidity" bulletins. All of these lists would be a lot more entertaining if they just told the truth. Allow me to do that for us now. ...
Posted by Ian likes bugs on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:55:00 PST

Boys and Girls Crying Bulletin WTFPWNED!

Okay I recently saw a bulletin listing reason why men and women cry. Where is the demand for such a list? To what group of individuals is this information relevant? Should I make a list detailing reas...
Posted by Ian likes bugs on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:19:00 PST

Popular Metal... What is wrong with people?

I always hated James hetfield's vocals. I always hated Dave Mustane's vocals. If you are playing fuckin' metal, you shouldn't be dude-chanting butt-rock voice at people. Metallica gets a "get out o...
Posted by Ian likes bugs on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 03:56:00 PST

Marcy is beautiful... but her dog is so damn ugly.

Look at this abomination that sleeps in a wicker trunk in my bedroom..."Lucy" has to be the creepiest pet ever. She looks like leatherface and shit!...
Posted by Ian likes bugs on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Meet Napoleon... my new Puppy!

Napoleon the Conqueror! He is a 3 month old Neopolitain Mastiff. Come over and get bit!...
Posted by Ian likes bugs on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Boys and Gilrs Love each other bulletin... WTFPWNED

Here we have one the "feel good" pseudo-romantic bulletins that show up every once in a while. Usually there are ASCII roses and hearts and maybe a glittery GIF animation that says "You go girl!" in...
Posted by Ian likes bugs on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 03:41:00 PST