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Aaron Claude

Two sets of testicles so divine

About Me

I yell at people who yell at old people.
One time I hit a baby in the face with an ice cream cone.

My Interests

Interesting things.

I'd like to meet:

These guys....

Music:

Don't worry about me, its your taste in music that is severely lacking.

Movies:

I love all sorts of movies. I especially love the type that involve naked people.

Television:

Adult Swim BOI!!! Oh yeah and we cant forget fucking Boy Meets World.

Books:

Books are for nerds, and that is EXACTLY why I read them!

Heroes:


Sarah Faye Miller

My Blog

Cumberland 2k7 day 4-5-6

Day 4:Baltimore.....that was the whole day. We headed down that way about 9:30 am, and the drive totalled 2 hours. If you weren't aware Baltimore smells like a crab's asshole like EVERYWHERE. Anyways,...
Posted by Aaron Claude on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 03:12:00 PST

Cumberland 2k7 day 3

Day three started with Brian Touchton waking up at 7:15 in the morning and taking a crap for at least an hour. Apparently he was playing gameboy for most of that, but frankly I don't believe it. Anywa...
Posted by Aaron Claude on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 07:36:00 PST

Cumberland 2k7 day 2

Day two started bright and early with a trip to mountain city cafe' for some fake egg and cheese croissant sandwiches, and a brownie for me. We putzed around on the internet for a bit, I wrote my day ...
Posted by Aaron Claude on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 08:37:00 PST

Maryland 2k7 day one

So, it's that time again children, a time for 18 hours of sitting in a moving vehicle and a time for eating really awesome country cooking while drinking blue koolaid. That's right, Cumberland invasio...
Posted by Aaron Claude on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 06:52:00 PST

People

Are annoying..... For real.
Posted by Aaron Claude on Tue, 22 May 2007 06:18:00 PST

I wonder...

Maybe I should add the 8 trillion porno accounts that send me friend requests everyday. I mean SOMEONE has to add them right? Would you guys think I was cooler if all of my myspace friends were creepy...
Posted by Aaron Claude on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 01:20:00 PST

Maryland 2k6 days one and two!

Day 1: Our epic drive began promptly 2 hours later than it was supposed to due to some banking issues with young Henry, and a speeding ticked given to me by the biggest blackest cop ever. So after get...
Posted by Aaron Claude on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 08:10:00 PST

What ifs...

What if all of this, from creation till now, was just some sort of mistake? Some fluke of nature so profound that it sparked life. Would people still hold onto the idea of God so tightly, or would the...
Posted by Aaron Claude on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 12:03:00 PST

Some little known facts.

Myspacers, it is my duty as a concerned internet browser to let you know a few things. These are, as follows1. Taking pictures of yourself from an overhead perspective doesn't mean you aren't fat. It ...
Posted by Aaron Claude on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 12:42:00 PST

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Sometimes I wish that my middle finger could do more to express my hatred for people and here is why.... So today I'm in my car minding my own buisness on my way to work when I see a minivan nudging i...
Posted by Aaron Claude on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 06:01:00 PST