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billy white

LEMONADE IN HAMMOCKS

About Me

I was on Most Extreme Elimination Challenge.
Now, I'm lettin my soul glow
I'm like a Bull.
also
The only religion thats scientifically proven, okay. Everything else is based on myth and legend, okay. It's not science. They want you to believe in an afterlife. Thats a promise of Paradise after you're dead. But that's like having to ask your dad if you can borrow the car. And its even worse, its like having to ask dad for the car and you're dead. And its hard to drive when you're dead, okay. And its even harder to get a date. So thats no good. I'm offering you the keys to your own car. You own the Ferrari, or the Lincoln Town Car, or what have you. And you can drive it anytime, without dad's permission or anyone elses. And you're driving that car in this lifetime. They're offering deferred Excellence. I'm telling you that you can reach Excellent right now, okay. Its realized potential, okay. And its a fact-based, logical, scientific process that anyone can work through, okay. And the rewards are in this life, okay. In this life. How long do we live? 70, 80, 90 years? Thats wrong. Try 70 million years, okay. Thats how much time we have. Thats a long time, okay. A long time to be totally, absolutely Excellent, okay. Don't believe me? Think about it. Isn't it weird that we know so much about dinosaurs. We know what they eat, what they look like, we even know all their names. And this is explained by what, a bunch of bones in the ground? No. Maybe we know about dinosaurs because some of us remember the dinosaurs, because we're 70 million years old. I remember all that stuff, okay. I have a high performance lifestyle, okay. I use all eight cylinders. All eight. All the time. And I want you to come with me. I want you to ride with me to the top of that mountain. And when we get up to the top of that mountain, I want you to raise your fist into the air. And punch the sky! - Bobby Conn
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I love New York, and it’s Yankees

I'd like to make proper use of the Myspace bulletin feature at this time to commemorate the best professional sports team of all time. The New York Yankees.  To conserve precious slivers of time,...
Posted by billy white on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:49:00 PST

Dont tase me, bro!

Today, Andrew Meyer, a student at the University of Florida was arrested for disturbing a public event.  Senator John Kerry visited the campus, to field questions from the student body, and spout...
Posted by billy white on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:00:00 PST

Fancy word

SEPTUAGENARIANsep-choo-uh-juh-nair-ee-uhn,adjective1.     of the age of 70 years or between 70 and 80 years old.noun2.    a septuagenarian person.I live in South Florida...
Posted by billy white on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 10:06:00 PST

Sunday Baseball

"Sandlot baseball at its finest"Commissioner Pax has posted a video of our 2nd Official Game from Sunday, July 1st. Check it out.  www.myspace.com/sfmlb ...
Posted by billy white on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 08:03:00 PST

A NOTE PLACED IN BILLY JOEL'S PAY ENVELOPE

A NOTE PLACED INTHE PAY ENVELOPE OFBILLY "THE PIANO MAN" JOEL.BY JOHN MOEHi, Billy,It's hard to find time to talk at the club since I'm busy managing the place and you're at the piano. And we need to ...
Posted by billy white on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 01:19:00 PST

Elliott Smith

Does anyone else find it surreal that it's almost been four years since Elliott Smith passed? Feels like it was just yesterday I heard the devastating news. There is something beautiful about listenin...
Posted by billy white on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 10:50:00 PST

Hog Blog Part II

Some time ago, I etched into this very blog sweet nothings about an enormous wild hog killed in the forests of our beautiful southern territories.  The picture was blurry, but it did its job. Her...
Posted by billy white on Thu, 31 May 2007 10:51:00 PST

A Cleansing

www.sinucleanse.com. The Netipot. As seen on Oprah Winfrey (good lookin out, Mom). It works great. Ultimate breathing results. $15.00 at your nearest pharmacy.Smelled death in the garage yesterday. Co...
Posted by billy white on Sat, 26 May 2007 11:25:00 PST

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Posted by billy white on Fri, 18 May 2007 07:08:00 PST

Chinaman from Virginia

Recently I was asked why I hadn't written anything about this loser in Virginia who decided to shoot a bunch of students.  I shrugged it off, but it dawned on me.  I am so unimpressed by thi...
Posted by billy white on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:50:00 PST