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Brendan

About Me

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age. -H.P. Lovecraft
I feel like I smoke retard pills in the morning. I am for the most part totally unimpressed by anything that is happening around me which is an unfortunate disposition because the world is so beautiful.
I use myspace to keep in touch with people I already know. PLEASE DO NOT ADD ME IF WE'VE NEVER MET. Feel free to send a message and say hi though. Thanks.
p.s. you're all fuckin' crazy.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/21/2006
Band Website: www.antiwar.com
Band Members: B Z E
Influences: Sunny Day Real Estate, Nick Drake, Paul Simon, Jeremy Enigk, Jethro Tull, Hum, Bjork, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, David Byrne, The Beatles, Violent Femmes, neutral milk hotel, pantera, a life once lost, clutch, Burning Airlines, The Doors, Primus, Coldplay, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, creedence clearwater revival, A tribe Called Quest, Pharcyde, Boston, willie nelson, good food, sushi, asian cuisine, basil, balsamic, Italian, MOVIES- eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, waynes world, immortal beloved, i heart huckabee's, pans labyrinth, pirates, kung fu, cartoons anime, Anything ridiculous. TV- Lost, Family Guy, Curb your Enthusiasm, Cartoon Network, The Brak Show, This is Spinal Tap, In the Mouth of Madness, kung fu, anime, - The Philadelphia Eagles, The Boston Red Sox, The Phoenix Suns. keepin it real. BOOKS- Douglas Adams, The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, the long dark teatime of the soul, dirk gently's holistic detective agency, Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions, Slaughterhouse Five, Charles Bukowski, Al Burian, Saul Bellow, C.S. Lewis, The Great Divorce, milan kundera, neil gaiman, terry pratchett, stephen king, IT, Fantasy novels, Robert jordan, r.a. salvatore, the lord of the rings, gene wolfe, Comedy- Mitch Hedberg, George Carlin, Dave Chappelle, Dane Cook, Patton Oswalt. I also like butts and I cannot lie.
Sounds Like: a prettyhalfassed dude trying to be better at shit than dudes that are better at shit than the aforementioned half assed dude.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

the poeteer

im going to start trying to write a poem a day. do i look like a poeteer? here's one for today.In the headlights..Another tragic afterthought of man's desire, thrown to the wayside of a lazy sunday ...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 13:32:00 GMT

letter to a marine

US Marine Colonel Simcock, the commander of USMC Regimental Combat Team (RCT) 6 in Iraq, is asking for 6,000 positive emails to his Marines. That's one email for each Marine in his RCT command. COL Si...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:50:00 GMT

the war the soldiers

So today, at fuckin' Planet Smoothie, I noticed a large box on the floor filled with toothpaste, toothbrushes, moisturizer and a bunch of other stuff. I figured there was a drive for a local homeless ...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 21:54:00 GMT

CHRISTMAS!

This is what i want for Christmas. If anyone can get this for me I will do anything for them forever for the rest of their lives. http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071212/sc_afp/healthsciencesko reaclonin...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 23:49:00 GMT

I am Legend.

Motherfucker. This was the worst adaptation of a book to a movie that I have ever seen. I know, I know. Everyone always says it. "The book is always better". Well this is not an issue of leaving ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 13:52:00 GMT

someone asked me once.

someone asked me once to answer a question. and i did it thusly. the question was henceforth and forthright. "What does this phrase mean to you"."i hate & i love. why do i do it, you might ask? i do...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 19:30:00 GMT

This makes me happy

Happy peanuts sore over chocolate covered mountops and waterfalls of caramel...Prancing nougat in the meadowbrings a song of satisfaction tooooo the world.
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 23:59:00 GMT

This makes me happy

Happy peanuts sore over chocolate covered mountops and waterfalls of caramel...Prancing nougat in the meadowbrings a song of satisfaction tooooo the world.
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 23:59:00 GMT

nihilism

i hit a deer with my car. it's pretty much ruined. can't open the door anymore. windshield shattered. it was a snapshot. a blink. i never saw it coming. i glanced down and then glanced up and immed...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 12:38:00 GMT

A new age travesty...

A new age travesty...The Cookie Monster Is no longer The Cookie MonsterHe is now The Veggie Monster.Yet another casualty ofWhat I assume to beOutraged ChristianSoccer moms wiping their collective ass ...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 19:18:00 GMT