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Sister Mary Mangling A*Z*D*D*

Hold my purse while I kick your boyfriend's ass

About Me


Sun Sign: Scorpio
Sun 1° Scorpio 27' Scorpio Horoscope
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Moon Sign: Aquarius
Moon 0° Aquarius 01' Aquarius Horoscope
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Rising Sign: Scorpio
Ascendant 21° Scorpio 12' Scorpio Horoscope
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Let's see, what could you want to know about me really? I'm a retired gymnast, after 9 years of spending my life upside down in gyms, running, dancing, ice skating, and anything else that could take up my energy and make me a better athlete, I watched my best competition break his neck vaulting. That did it for me. I chose drugs and drinking instead, which later landed my little butt in jail twice and rehab three times, so I gave MOST of that up too.
I'm a recovering accountant (not a CPA) and Catholic, which is fine cause I was as bad a Catholic as I am as a Jew now. I've worked in recording studios, did studio referrals, worked at International Creative Management and Universal Film Exchange. I knew everyone, did everything, and basically ran amok in LA till spirituality overtook me when I was around 29.
My Conservative conversion in 1985 taught me the basics of Judaism that I later used to study Kabbalah and metaphysics for 4 years with a gypsy of all people, then the Kabbalah Center LA for 2 years, and I was gifted to have my own Orthodox Rabbi as a tutor for 2 years - G-d, I love him! I decided to bail out of all of that when Madonna and Sandra B. ruined the place - I still feel that lesbians should pray with the men to avoid sexual politics/weirdness during services, but that's a discussion for another time.
I moved here two plus years ago with my most precious dogs, Mr. Boris the beast and Samantha my bewitching little bitch, and Fuckface the cat who makes my brain ache. I came to escape a toxic mold and a bf that had the brilliant idea to become a tweeker, both of which were killing me fast. I found a great doctor here, ditched the methhead, took a year off of doing readings, and now I'm all healed up.
My old ass is up, strong, and ready to kick some ass and take some names! I joined the Arizona Derby Dames as a reflection of my hyper-aggressive approach towards life and wringing out every last drop of fight I have in me. So please, come join me in my celebration of life, but leave behind your senseless dramas, games that I'll see through sooner than later, and bring me your best cause that's all I give to the people that cross my path.
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Roller derby, animals, cooking, eating, crossword puzzles, metaphysics, teaching, camping, serial killers, investing, writing, working out, and MUSIC. I can get interested in just about anything as long as it's not politics or politically correct.

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Music:



Seether, Perfect Circle, Tool, Saliva, Alice In Chains, Three Days Grace, The Scream, Cheap Trick, Linkin Park, Hurt, Shinedown, Crossfade, INXS, Chris Cornell, Hinder, The Cult, Concrete Blonde, Cake, Breaking Benjamin, Guns N Roses, Elvis Costello, Eminem, the Donnie Darko soundtrack, ... there's too many to even list.

Movies:



True Romance, Anger Management, Eating Raoul, Schindler's List, Andy Warhol's Frankenstein, The original version of The Fly, Angelheart, The Salton Sea, Pulp Fiction, May, Trainspotting, Elvis Has Left The Building, Save The Last Dance, Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil, sappy musicals, anything with Chucky, his wife, his kid, Adam Sandler, Stephen Dorff, or Gary Oldman in it, and nothing with chainsaws cause they sound too scary.

Television:



Rescue Me, The Sopranos, Law And Order Criminal Intent, The Food channel, The Shield, Nip/Tuck, serial killer biographies, bull riding, the Kings, women's gymnastics, Beavis and Butthead.

Books:



Anything written by Vonnegut, Poe, or Tennessee Williams, the Faye Kellerman mysteries, Jitterbug Perfume, The three Hannibal Lecter stories, The Shining, and the first third of each of the Philip Berg books.

Heroes:

My mom, Mother Theresa, my best friend/brother Mark, Dale at Warner Bros., Ursula at the Boxer Rescue LA, Adam Sandler, and Chucky.

My Blog

If you can not think polar bears are adorable after this you’re weird

Does it get any cuter than this?Check out this video: Baby Polar Bear Sleeping Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Sister Mary Mangling A*Z*D*D* on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:46:00 PST

The big tattoo

So I don't have to repeat myself endlessly, here's the deal on the tat. I decided to get it since my skirt keeps finding it's way up higher than my parents might appreciate seeing it .... ya know, in ...
Posted by Sister Mary Mangling A*Z*D*D* on Wed, 09 May 2007 04:21:00 PST

My strictest rules

To all of you who may someday end up in my home; My house is a mess way too often, but make no mistake, you can grab what you want from the ice box, use the bathroom without asking, make yourselves at...
Posted by Sister Mary Mangling A*Z*D*D* on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 02:47:00 PST

Let me put this bluntly

If you come at me with "let's fuck", "MILF" or any other stupid shit that implies that I'll have sex with you for no reason other than that you want to, expect my size 5 skate up your ass. In case you...
Posted by Sister Mary Mangling A*Z*D*D* on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 12:22:00 PST

Liars, tweekers, and drunks

In India they have a caste system that might just have some merit. They believe that if you do really bad things in this life you come back as a worm or something. While I can't say I buy into all tha...
Posted by Sister Mary Mangling A*Z*D*D* on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 12:34:00 PST