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Disgruntled Caveman

I moved to MA where Geico has no hold over me!

About Me



Video evidence in my pending harasment case.
I've been known as the "Geico Caveman" ever since.

Video record of their poor attempt at bribery

Some of you may have seen my recent appearance
on a popular news program, here's a clip.

My Interests


CookingRoast Duck

For the duck

    1 duck 1 tablespoon chili powder 1 tablespoon garlic powder 1 tablespoon salt 1 large granny smith apples 2 cloves garlic 2 sage leaves 1 teaspoon light olive oil

Mango Sauce
    4 tablespoons spicy mango chutney 2 tablespoons peach preserves 1 orange, juice of 3 tablespoons of duck drippings, from pan 1/4 cup red wine
2-4 servings Change size or US/metric
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2 hours 25 minutes 25 mins prep
  • Sprinkle chili powder, garlic powder, and salt all over ducks.
  • Cut 1-inch slice in skin of ducks on both sides of breasts.
  • Puree garlic, sage and olive oil and fill in slices in skin with mixture.
  • Chop apple into 1-inch pieces and stuff inside ducks.
  • Bake at 350*F (175*C) for 1 hour 30 minutes for a slightly rare duck, or 2 hours for a well done duck.
  • Put the ingredients for the L'Orange sauce in saucepan and heat until alcohol simmers off, about 6 minutes.
  • Serve Mango sauce over sliced duck breasts or other parts.
  • Makes about 1 cup.
  • I'd like to meet:


    ... someone who understands me.
    Geico Caveman, Geico commercials, geico caveman commercial, geico caveman, geico, auto insurance, geico cave man, ceico cave man commercial, angry caveman

    Music:

    Queens of the Stone Age

    Movies:

    Caveman, Big Man On Campus, Encino Man, Teenage Caveman, The Clan of the Cave Bear, The Quest for Fire, Teenage Cavegirl

    This is a small indi-film I did while in college with Furlined Productions

    Television:

    this is very exciting, it seems my story has picked up some interest among the studios:

    click here for news article about my potential tv program!
    (opens in new window)

    Books:

    The Clan of the Cavebear,The Valley of Horses,The Mammoth Hunters,The Plains of Passage,The Shelters of Stone